**Songs that make you cry
But something touched me deep inside, the day the music died… **
American Pie
Makes Me Cry.
**Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
Life after (huge) boobs - Reduction Surgery **
Oh, for crying out loud. There just boobs!
** More Personal Peculiarities
Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses
Encountering weird sub-cultures **
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Allegedly “hot” celebrities that are really not as attractive as they are purported to be
I won’t mention names, but some of them are actually hung like mosquitoes.
** Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Why is Rod Stewart a legend? **
Ever seen him naked? What a Rod!
**It’s been two months - time for another Colonoscopy Thread
Handsfreee accessory means **
I definitely do not want a handsfreee colonoscopy!
**Apparently, I was never born.
Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery **
There was just a big flash and a cloud of brimstone…
** Got home last night and found my DVR had deleted all my saved programming
Apparently, I was never born.
**
Well, that’s what happens when you delete all your programming.
Better start recording FAST!
**Got home last night and found my DVR had deleted all my saved programming
Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery
Thanks, Obama!
**
Apparently, I was never born.
Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery
Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
Yeah, that would do it.
** What is your deepest regret?
Ordering a factory new Boeing F/A-18.**
How was I to know the HOA would squawk about my parking it on the front lawn?
** How do countries pay each other sums of money?
.50 cents: enforceable?**
“Hey United States, wanna loan me a dollar for a pack of gum?”
“Sorry U.K., you still owe me 50 cents from last time.”
“Do not!”
“Do too!!”
With cases like this cluttering up the docket, it’s no wonder the International Criminal Court never gets anything done.
Alliterative Porn Stars
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Let’s see, there was Giant Gerald, and Hung Harold, and Large Lewie…
**Why do road bicycle tire valves have to be such a pain in the ass?
Could an astronaut use farts as means of propulsion?
**
…or would that be just as much of a pain in the ass?
**Apparently, I was never born.
Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery
**
Cue Leonard Nimoy and the In Search of… music.
**From the Unclear on the Concept Department
Apparently, I was never born. **
This is why I hate going to the doctor
Apparently, I was never born.
They always find something fundamentally existence-threatening when you come in for an ingrown toenail, don’t they?
Cord-cutting: an update
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3
Maybe it’s time to bite the bullet and have them re-connect the cable TV.
**Why is there no human vaccine for lyme disease
Potential for major volcanic eruption in Iceland **
Can’t be too careful, I guess…
Apparently, I was never born.
Cord-cutting: an update
Now you’ve been born?
What’s the best way to mop the floor?
Turning the tassel at graduation