**How could most humans be eliminated with minimal collateral damage to other species?
Blood Lust in Dogs **
It’s the perfect solution. They are right there, in the humans’ homes.
** Toenail fungus (eww!)
Another Colonoscopy Thread**
How ridiculous! What you really need is a brain MRI.
** Tuning Fork Question (Need Answer Fast)
Are my crunchy feet dangerous?**
What the hell kind of doctor are you going to, anyway?
Is there a fictional character more popular than Sherlock Holmes?
James Cameron chose Billy Idol to be the T-1000 Terminator but Idol got injured before filming
Oh wow. He would have been the most popular fictional character ever!
**You know what tastes best?
Buford Pusser, dead 40 years today. Anybody remember him? **
**South Carolina boy arrested for threatening his school with a dinosaur
This is why I hate going to the doctor **
Pesky bleeding-heart pediatricians, always poking their noses into other people’s business: “Do you have any dinosaurs in your home? Have you considered getting rid of it now that you have a child? Or, if you absolutely must have a dinosaur in your home, have you installed a very strong cage to safely store it in?”
Expired first aid supplies
Had a kidney stone? Tell me your story!
“Sorry, the morphine just expired. We have some nice fresh baby aspirin though.”
**Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
Tool-using grizzly bears? **
Yeah, we thought the dolphins were bad news…
Is it wrong to deceive the dying for their peace of mind?
Moving Fish to a Larger Tank
“No, Grandma, there’s nothing to worry about. You’ll go to sleep and wake up in a new larger place, with a beautiful view and a comfortable bed and room service at your neck and call. Now relax and breathe deeply.”
**You know what tastes best?
Buford Pusser, dead 40 years today. Anybody remember him?
**
Mmmmmmmmm! Tastes like a finely-aged Southern sheriff!
Edit: Dang! Didn’;t look far enough back. Flywheel beat me to it!
**Mr. President. Soviet premier is on the hotline.
Ordering a factory new Boeing F/A-18. **
Tell him we’re all sold out.
It’s a shame we can’t watch television in 2014 without seeing
Frying tacos
I know, right? You’re sitting there watching Doctor Who, and suddenly you see these tacos frying in oil. What’s up with that?
**This is why I hate going to the doctor
I had the worst migraine of my life during sex. **
I secretly enjoyed being hazed
Let’s share some misery. Anybody else sick?
This is why I hate going to the doctor
**So, ISIS now has MIGs
May I patrol my property with armed drones? **
Go for it. It seems only fair.
**Know how we said breakfast is the most important meal? Well not really we just made that up
Waking up too early for the MMP
**
Maybe you’ll feel better after some breakfast…
** A question for Floridians about bugs
Have you ever had really delicious revenge?**
I caught a giant palmetto bug carrying off my steak and blasted him with a shotgun. He really limps now. 
** Have a hard time respecting the moderately religious
Has “Nice” New Pope Made Media Stop Caring About Pedophile Priests?
**
Moving Fish to a Larger Tank
Who would have made a good US President?
I’d have gone with one of the black mollies. The neon tetras are too flashy and the angelfish - they’re just evil.
I’m goin’ to Hell. Directly to Hell. Not passing “Go”, not collecting $200
**Bible stories… Fiction or the word of a God?
What myths do we tell ourselves to keep our sanity
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What can we expect in the two years following the midterms?
**Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery **
Ain’t it always the case?