I think this is cheating a bit, but:
** Does anyone like Captain Beefheart?
Supergirl
The Flash**
Of course Supergirl and The Flash like him – he’s got a name like a superhero!
** Text. Why it is the best form of pointless telecommunication.
I’ve never tweeted **
** What was the first movie that made you horny?
It starts 23 February 2016: Hot Dog King**
I’m getting hot thinking about the bun. :o
On my DVR queue:
**For Whom The Bell Tolls
Fast ‘n’ Loud**, which is Vroom The Bell Tolls.
** Pregancy Question for the Ladies
I’ve never tweeted
Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t **
Tweeted.
Ask the woman with stage 4 colon cancer!
My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy
Your doctor is a quack. Get a new one.
Edit to add
Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t
Flint, Michigan’s water.
Actually, it’s extremely dirty.
**My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy
My dog will die soon
Let’s make up Biblical quotes
Looks like we got us a convoy! **
Well whaddya know, it’s a country song!
** ‘Disposable male’ theory- how much validity does it have?
No male heir**
Have you looked in the recycling bin?
Yesterday we had:
My dog will die soon
My mom is gone
I’ve never tweeted
Lord have mercy!
**Top Gear - Who should replace Clarkson?
Smartest STAR TREK humans. **
**Is SF generally better the harder it is?
Peter Clines’ Exes series
**
So you’re saying, Peter is better the …
** Are you paying too much for your phone? Want to lower the cost?
Text. Why it is the best form of pointless telecommunication. **
Cheap and Pointless. What more could you want?
** A Though Experiment on Spiritual Evolution
If you die before you die, you will not die when you die**
Well OK, as long as I can have a ham sandwich.
**Confess your micro-crimes here
I’ve never tweeted **
Is lack of hiptitude really a crime?
Got my tax refund today!!
So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend
Reports that Justice Scalia has died
I’m glad that I don’t have to be put through Valentine’s Day
Yeah, he hates chocolates and flowers, you never know what to get the guy.
**How would this scam work?
Reports that Justice Scalia has died **
“Dear Sir, I have the honour to inform you that recently deceased ASOCIATE JUSTICE OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES ANTONON SCALIA has entrusted me with certain funds…”
Things you should NOT leave behind while committing a crime
Nastygram on my car
“The suspect took the time to leave this note on a nearby car…”
** Giant black tree lobsters the rarest insect in the world
Floridope, anyone? **
Reports that Justice Scalia has died
So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend
It wasn’t very appropriate when his wife was my mistress. But now that he’s out of the way…
XT’s thread, Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income) has been extraordinarily fruitful the past day. At various times, the following combos have appeared:
Economist says awesome things about Sanders’s economic plan
Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)
Straightforward economic re-distribution - but what would you expect from a Socialist like Bernie, anyway?
And then there was just the opposite:
IS Wall Street the main cause of U.S. income/wealth inequality?
Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)
Bail-out the banks whenever needed!
And finally, a nugget that would warm the cockles of Jeb!'s plutocratic heart:
If money is speech, and speech is money…
Just Give Them the Money (the argument for basic income)
Citizens United lives!
Really, XT’s thread works with pretty much anything!