**It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . .
What are all you people texting about all the time ?! **
We’re not texting. We’re posting selfies of ourselves with Hitler. Because, I mean, how often do you get the chance?
**It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . .
How do you rate “shit” as a word. **
I rate it as quite appropriate.
**Does giving birth in a car total it?
How do you rate “shit” as a word. **
Seeing your car after someone gave birth in it: Totally appropriate to say SHIT!
** It’s 1933. You’re in a room, with Hitler . . .
Would you ever get a gun for home defense (only)? **
Honest, officer. Adolph was breaking into my house.
So… who’s willing to tell on themselves? (re: distracted driving)
What are all you people texting about all the time ?!
Distracted driving
**Not going to lie, this long-dead spider is fully hard right now. **
**Appliance longevity **
um wow, I’ve never seen…its so…and you’re…
** "Sure I text while driving. #@% you if you don’t like it!"
Fuck You, Martin Shkreli, you worthless, scheming sack of shit.*
I’ll bet he pisses on public toilet seats, too. :mad:
**Divorce and splitting up a home **
Teleportation physics question
Commercials that insult their target audience
Percolated coffee
Introducing the totally automated coffee percolator, because you’re too f**king stupid to do it yourself.
**Should we try harder to prevent humans from being subject to medical research experiments?
So why shouldn’t I eat the brown acid? **
**Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion?
I fell down- **
Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion?
If you could shove your head up your ass how far could you go
Nowhere near as far as some of my classmates.
Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t
Appliance longevity
Do you give your vehicles names?
Recycle Bin
I miss that Chevy Vega. :dubious:
**What are all you people texting about all the time ?!
Time travel and crimes **
** Got incredibly drunk and said some perverted things to some friends
Have you discovered eduworldmap.com?**
Ulan Bator is lovely this time of year.
** Do you recall the FIRST movie that ever made you cry? What was it?
Supergirl **
It was just so freakin’ AWFUL!
** Got incredibly drunk and said some perverted things to some friends
So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend **
Perversion pays off!
**My mom is gone
So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend **
Always a bright side.
** Nerded out on my wife
So now I have a completely appropriate girlfriend **
Is she a nerd, too?
** Does anyone like Captain Beefheart?
Supergirl **