** I’m about to become a mom of two!
I Just booked my shortest flight ever… **
Right down the birth canal
**Model Railroaders - Help me pick a Scale
Grand Funk Railroad **
Um, is that bigger than H-O?
**Ask the pornographer (solo and GG stuff, no hetro, sorry)
Weirdness at the office **
Proving that “weird” is not the same as “bad.”
**Anyone seen this odd behavior in cats?
What food processor would you recommend?
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Love that juxaposition!
I’m about to become a mom of two!
Grab Your Ankles & Think of Jesus, or, Why I’ve Switched Dr.s (very long & pointless )
GQ:
**Things you’d like to see in video games - but don’t!
Katie Couric is going down!
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** What would Shakespeare be writing if he were alive?
Katie Couric is going down! **
An updated “Taming of the Shrew”
** Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a…
What’s your “kryptonite”?
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**What would Shakespeare be writing if he were alive?
The Thing’s Dick (Fantastic Four)
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Alas, poor Benjamin! I knew him, Horatio…
**Have Lawyers Descended Upon Blacksburg?
whoa! I just saw a snake! **
Ouch.
**You said what now?
Me and my BIG mouth **
**How did you lose your viginity?
Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?
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**So guys, are you a cucumber or a banana?
What do you want on that - pepperoni or penis?
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**I got absinthe. Now what?
Part-time casual prostitution?**
I been a-waitin’ for this one in New Posts:
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Your Secret Shame…
Admit it…you read AND loved The Clan Of The Cavebear aka Earth’s Children series…**
Guilty as charged. 
**Your Secret Shame…
So guys, are you a cucumber or a banana?
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**How can I help my son control his temper?
Defenestration **
Sure, that’ll work.
**Would you/Have you ever pick/picked up a hitchhiker?
How did you lose your viginity?**
Gee, mister, most people stick out their thumb.
**Defenestration
Should an adult be allowed to physically move a stranger’s misbehaving kid?**
That’s one bad baby.
It uses two that were in the above, but it makes a threefer!
**What do you do about kids yelling stuff at you (an adult)?
Should an adult be allowed to physically move a stranger’s misbehaving kid?
Defenestration
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