**How is nicotine extracted for gums and patches?
Defenestration **
Erm, I don’t think chucking them out the window will work.
[sub]I love that word[/sub]
**Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?
Shaved pubes**
And it’s not like you can really ask anybody to help you look.
**How to deal with an extremely aggressive cat?
Going to Oahu **
**Mon dieu, Ségolène Royal me donne un bonér.
It Is Unbelievably HOT **
I believe the correct word is “chaud.” (I think)
**I’m thinking about getting a Prius
What is the stereotype “two girls” fantasy? **
I get a Prius with those fantasies, too…
**whoa! I just saw a snake!
Wet dreams **
Well, technically it’s more of a Freudian dream…
MPSIMS
What do you want on that - pepperoni or penis?
Ask the pornographer
**I got absinthe. Now what?
Wet dreams
**
**I think I’ve ruined my boobs.
I will not be wearing this shirt again…
Respond to the previous poster by quoting a song lyric.
**
[music] Boobs, Glorious Boobs
A, B, or C cup
Boobs, Glorious boobs
Love how well they stack up…[/music]
**What is the stereotype “two girls” fantasy?
How did you lose your viginity?**
If only.
**What do you spend extra on?
Socks. A n opinion solicited.
**
Getting Dumped - How would you prefer it be done?
Defenestration
That’s harsh, man.
** What’s the trick to Persian girls?
Socks. A n opinion solicited.
**
**What is the stereotype “two girls” fantasy?
What makes you a PITA?
What’s the trick to Persian girls? **
Mmmm, Persian girl PITAs…