Coworker: “oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men’s restroom”
I think I almost got arrested…
:eek:
Coworker: “oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men’s restroom”
I think I almost got arrested…
:eek:
I’m really bored
Once, in 1960, for 20 minutes, blah blah blah
Yeah, that joke is getting old.
If There Is A God …
I’m Really Bored
Things your lawyer should not have to learn from Counsel Opposite
Coworker: "oh by the way, watch out for the pool of blood in the men’s restroom"
Walking holiday in Utah. Advice?
“Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”?
What Does “Pig-in-a-Blanket” Mean to You?
ID this… lady?
That’s a rather cruel way to refer to a woman wearing a Snuggie.
**What Happens When You Quit Food Stamps
Improving My Lottery Scratch-Off Odds **
** Share your experiences with unconditional love
Jesus genitals! **
I don’t know how to love him…
Separated by one:
**Y’all Know How Much I Love The Four-Footed Ones, Right?
Meet my temporary dog! **
**CNN’s Larry King Ends (yet another) Marriage
Walking with dinosaurs-bbc **
**Let’s make an A to Z list of names mentioned in song lyrics
The Reply Is A Song Lyric **
Well, duh…
What’s your favorite way of (literally) playing with fire?
Thoughts about starting drinking again
That’s the favourite way of playing with fire for a lot of people, unfortunately.
**If “Two And A Half Men” Becomes “One And A Half Men” Will You Watch?
I PREFER crap TV! **
Well, that answers THAT!
If “Two And A Half Men” Becomes “One And A Half Men” Will You Watch?
**I PREFER crap TV! **
**You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him?
“Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”?
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So, the Vatican has absolved the Beatles
What’s for dinner tonight?
A nice casserole with Piggies and Rocky Raccoon, followed by Savoy Truffle and Honey Pie for dessert.
**Death At A Funeral: Preview For Film We Just Saw On Cable!
It’s the same freaking midget! **
What holiday does your birthday fall on?
April 15th is here - US Tax day!
And lo! a deduction was born, and there was great rejoicing.
**Having my baby, what a lovely way to say…
Condom size by state…
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**My trip to Peru (Machu Picchu!) with pics! + Ask the girl who just went to Peru!
What was your farthest booty call? or How Far for Sex?
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**Having my baby, what a lovely way to say…
Northern European flights grounded **
I just know there’s an Airplane! joke in there somewhere…