**Met online-all good; photo sent then silence.
Fireball in the sky over the Midwest **
Well there’s your problem! He wasn’t rejecting you, he was annihilated in a fiery cataclysm.
**Jesus genitals!
Condom size by state… **
What state is Jesus from?
damn, I was gonna post the same sequential thread, except my punchline was going to be:
“Small, medium, large, Holy Ghost!”
**What’s for dinner tonight?
It’s the same freaking midget! **
Well, it’s better than Meatloaf again.
** You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him?
Poll: How often do you shower? **
Condom size by state…
About my mom
StG
Relatives from out of town: Hotel or relatives’ houses?
How often do you shower?
Woman gets banned from bar…
Meet my temporary dog!
Now that’s just mean.
9/11 conspiracy theories
Why don’t we just build more prisons?
That would solve the problem. Unless the Truthers could still get Internet access.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Nightmare on Elm Street remade
Movies that disturbed/sickened you
Attention all pilots
Revenge is a dish best served…
Bond villain: “with a bomb in the cargo compartment.”
<pushes big red button while stroking white cat>
In which I complain about toilet seat covers
Another Lost Job…
Look, we hired you to be a toilet seat tester. If you don’t like it, get your butt out of here.
You can sign up on the website to receive the Toilet Seat Times. I’ll bet the print edition makes great bathroom reading.
Advertising slogans that had to be changed
The psychology of kink
I dunno; that’s pretty compelling.
My best friend is gaining weight, how to help?
Revenge is a dish best served…
…with four extra helpings of mayonnaise and a big slice of cheese cake!
(Oh, you mean you want to help her *lose *weight?)
**What is the worst thing in the world (that would fit in cafe society)?
Fake meat **
Bon Appétit!
A birth party? Are you kidding me?
Live FoalingCam
Anybody else throw away small change?
Am I being a jerk by leaving a pile of small change along with my tip at a restaurant?
My best friend is gaining weight, how to help?
A ‘Birth Party’?? Are you kidding me?
Nope. It’s a great way to kill the appetite.
Fireball in the sky over the Midwest
7,500 Sell Their Soul Online
And the Devil comes to collect!
"freshly ground black people"
Revenge is a dish best served…
**New strategy for Birthers
Becoming a Father or a Mother **
"freshly ground black people"
Another Lost Job …
Ah well, I don’t think catering was your forte anyway.