Ladies, where did you learn to slip off your bras?
New strategy for Birthers
“See, I proved it! Too bad you weren’t paying attention.”
Not conventionally pretty, but attractive nonetheless
Fixing my vibrato
That’s on my list right after "get car waxed and “trim nose hairs”.
**Live Foaling Cam
New strategy for Birthers **
Edit: And I’ll just another one in…
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How long did you wait to say ‘I love you’?
Is this “hostess” totally out of line?**
Sounds like it!
**Go to first new post You’re going to have dinner with President Obama. What are you going to say to him?
Conservative & liberal are meaningless labels. It’s really all about getting pussy & making babies**
What incorrect assumptions do people make about you?
About my mom
I can tell you what people incorrectly assume about me, but how would I know about your mother?
Northern European flights grounded
I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me?
That won’t solve anything. And besides, you won’t get very far.
weird dreams this week
Piffle, I say!
That’s some bedside manner you got there, Dr. Freud.
Good weekend with a bad ending
Fireball in the sky over the Midwest
Sounds like an awesome ending to me. Did it take out your house or something?
**Back In The Saddle–And One Small “Ooops”
Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp. **
**So, I just spent about a week in the hospital
Becoming a Father or a Mother
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Wow, if you can’t remember which one, I wonder what drugs they’ve been giving you.
**You’re trapped in the Star Trek universe. What do you do now?
Hey, Spock, YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ MORON! **
Help me creatively use my herbs
Fixing my vibrator
Try cilantro, that jazzes up almost anything.
**Condom size by state…
Ask the girl who’s moving back home to Ohio after 5 years in SoCal **
Well, a good start, but at that rate it’ll take you a while to get through all of them.
**New strategy for Birthers
So this was a picture that turned out wrong
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Yeah, that “Kenyan birth certificate” kind of backfired, didn’t it?
So, I just spent about a week in the hospital
Banging on the drum all day
I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me?
Oh great, we have another one. Quick, you get the straitjacket, I’ll get the syringe.
Picture of John Wayne with a geiger counter
So this was a picture that turned out wrong
Separated by one:
**Time travel!!!
Travel Time by Ship **
I post this because every time I see the second post, I mentally switch the first two words and it becomes
Time Travel by Ship
…which makes me think of this movie:
…or this Twilight Zone episode:
Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp.
Octopus tries to break into the film business
Yeah, baby, they’re called “suckers” for a reason!
**The world of dating for the mentally ill
Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp
**Very mentallly ill
** GLEEfully Mismatched
Glee 4/21
Why does every gay TV couple want kids? **
Seems appropriate, since GLEE just won a GLADD award.
**Does All of Michigan Suck Now?
Bras suck for women of size.**
Bras for Women of Size in Michigan must really suck.