Sequential Threads: Time for green beer and leprechauns

**What limits the minimum RPM for a jet engine?

Time travel!!! **

yeah, it’s like with The Flash, or Superman in the first movie – you move too fast and you end up traveling in time…

**Aragorn dies during the quest. What happens to the RingWar?

Very Short Movies **

Well, it depends exactly where he dies…

**Good weekend with a bad ending
So, I just spent about a week in the hospital
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**Help Me Plan My Summer Cross-Country Driving Trip
Condom size by state…
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That’s some thorough planning…

Apparently there is such a thing as a beastiality pimp.
More riots in Thailand

“Whaddaya mean, $200 for a water buffalo? I’m taking it to the streets!!”

**The Volcano god is apparently angry - who are we going to sacrifice?
Elementary School Jerks That Never Grow Up **

Yeah! I’m sick of those guys.

Wisconsin farm assets frozen and stolen. No Bull.
I Start Law School Next Week…

Sonoma County CA separates elderly gay couple and sells all of their worldly possessions
Revenge is a dish best served…
Known someone who was so charismatic they could literally get away with murder?

Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear?
How Do People Stand Working Assembly Lines?

Good point, that’s why most automakers have banned thong undies.

Except Toyota, apparently.

9/11 conspiracy theories
Did Noah go to Ninevah in the Belly of a Whale?

No, the whale was blown up by a thermite bomb and Noah went into a FEMA camp.

Any advice for someone trying and failing to make a career change?
Bad Doper Advice.

Bad Dopers! Bad!

South Park 4/21 “201”
South Park 4/14 - “200”
I need a new show to watch!

How much sex is there in young adult/teen novels?
Who else is gay in Archie comics?

**Would you marry a pornstar?

What do I do with this package?**

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In the High Court of…

Passing Gas **

I do not want to be on that jury.

**I am ready to start dating…
Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear?
Poll: Do you prefer to date people your own age? **

**Would you marry a pornstar?
Attractive girl with a large wart on her nose
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Would you marry a pornstar?
Do you make your bed every day?

I tried, but they kept yelling “Cut!”

Now Arizona proposes letting states decide Presidential candidate eligibility
Arizona is out of control

It can only get worse:

Arizona annexes New Mexico
John McCain stages coup; moves into White House
Arizona invades France

They’ve gotta be stopped!

Why do small children have such limitless energy?
What limits the minimum RPM for a jet engine?

Nothing, if you hook it up to a small child on a threadmill. Though I don’t know if it would take off.

Thanks to handsomeharry & aceplace57
Northern European flights grounded

Uh-oh… what’d they do?

It appears I’ve had an unlikely impact on the British 2010 PM debates…
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 2

Uh-oh.