Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name
I got a pair of those Vibram Five Fingers barefoot shoes.
I liked it better with “I got a brand new key”.
Or even better, a brand new pair of roller skates.
My brother is in the hospital
Passing Gas
I’ve had some bad gas pains before, but they’ve never landed me in the hospital. Yikes.
Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name
So, the market dictates that no one may buy a batting helmet above size 7 1/2
That explains a lot.
Do any animals actually roar when they’re hunting?
Hot tea at a picnic
A question about squirrels
“Honey, they’re massing.”
**What’s a decent First Communion gift?
Choosing a U-Haul truck, having a hard time figuring out the size I need. **
Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail
Overheard at the ER
Damn you, I was going to post that! :mad:
OK fine, I have this at least
Progressive Insurance Lady
Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail
So there!
**It’s Monday Morning So This Must Be The MMP
The threads that are always there, but you never look in
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Separated by one:
**Could you chop off your own head?
What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right? **
How 'bout heads?
OK – now they’re contiguous.
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 2
Whatever you do, avoid stepping on a nail
**Do any animals actually roar when they’re hunting?
A question about squirrels **
Diplomatic way to tell my clients to bathe their dogs?
Adding fragrance to unscented lotion
You can try that, but it’ll just roll in something dead as soon as it gets home.
What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right?
will guns protect me from jellyfish?
If they’re that aggressive, maybe it’s better to just stay out of the water.
It’s a Girl!!!
Stupidest meltdowns ever - share yours!
You wanted a boy that badly?
**Plastic Surgery question
What body parts grow back? Not nipples, right?**
I’m Running Away- Who’s With Me?
Trouble and Woe
I hope you’ll all be very unhappy together.
** What if OJ Simpson confessed at this point?
Could you chop off your own head?**
I personally wish that he would
**What is the cause of tight lending right now?
Capybara-like animals in Minnesota?
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“In other news, the credit market is reining in its spending now due to continuing aftereffects of the housing market collapse, and GIANT RODENTS INVADING AMERICA!!! RUN! RUN FROM OUR NEW CAPYBARA OVERLORDS!!!”
** Has this message board turned any religious believers, or agnostics, into atheists?
Pastor asked (forced) to leave town **