**The new secret thread. PM me your secret
Where did I put my glasses?
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I’m not certain that qualifies as a secret. Unless your name is Bilbo.
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Don’t You Hate It When…
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
Not really, but it reminds me of the time Ma and Pa Pigeon set up their nursery right above the entrance of my sister’s new restaurant. We let them stay until the kids flew the coop, kinda crossing our fingers that no one received a free gift on the way in or out.
(Fortunately, no one did.)
What do they put up their noses [in movies to look like cocaine]? etc.
Smoked Beef Jerky
Because Hollywood assumes we’re stupid and won’t question these things. We’ll never know the difference!
** What was the last river you crossed?
How did it become the Obama phone?**
Ol’ man Obamaphone, it just keeps yakking along.
Don’t you hate it when . . .
Gun Safety Instructor Accidentally Kills Himself Cleaning Gun
Yep.
Don’t you hate it when . . .
We’re Number 3!
Yeah, I was going for number 1.
**Did you know?
Kate Middleton is pregnant **
Why yes, I believe the papers may have mentioned it once, possibly twice.
New posts:
What does God need with a helicopter?
Russian helicopters for Afghanistan
Gay porn question
Cooking with Almond Milk?
That’s not almond milk! :eek:
Reactions to new New Yorker cover
Can a person have diarrhea EVERY day?
Surely it wasn’t as bad as that
Best/cost effective care for Dr. Marten’s greasy shoes
Olive oil: Speak your words of wisdom
Well that would just make things worse
Things that you can’t fathom people not understanding
Microwave Oven/Microwave Radiation Question
I can easily fathom people not understanding that
**My co-worker might be involved in art smuggling - what should I do?
Would you be comfortable sharing a dressing room with a gay person??
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Not if he’s an Art Smuggler, if you know what I mean.
Greatest family film ever?
Your “instant boner” actors/actresses in character
The extremes of the SDMB, uncomfortably close.
** Does Dumping Sewage into the Ocean Stimulate Fish Growth?
Venice Question**
“Yes, there was a helluva stench on our visit, but we caught some really neat giant carp.”
**Words I’d like to use but where I’m unsure of tone or implications
In all seriousness, what does it mean to ‘hit on’ someone? **
**1984 - More about linguistic tyranny than totalitarianism
Big Brother 15 is filled with racists, homophobes, and misogynists
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** Aerial Survey w/Laser?
Easier route for Lewis & Clark?**
Gee, I wonder why they never thought of that.
**Lump Under My Carpet
My leg hurts **
Well, you shouldn’t have tripped over it.
**How Did Your Parents Meet?
Clever, funny lines **
He made me laugh, and the rest is history.
** What Are My Chances of getting this Ticket Dismissed?
In all seriousness, what does it mean to ‘hit on’ someone?**
“Say, you look pretty slinky in those robes, Judge.” Nah, I wouldn’t try it.
** I just took a picture with my laptop!
No, I really don’t need to hear it…
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Damned newbies!