No, it’s not hot. Neither is that weird tongue-dueling thing. At least that is amusing, though.
Heh, I thought this was going to be about snowballing.
I was wrong.
It’s actually the product of a massive covert social engineering campaign carried out by marketers of personal lubricant.
Call me old-fashioned, but “deep throat” should really end at the pyloric sphincter.
I never said porn was gross. I like porn a lot, and watch it with my husband somewhat regularly. Its the hawking (sp?) a lugie (sp?) during oral sex that bothers me, and that has become pretty ubiquitous lately.
Also, I don’t have a problem with spit as lube, it’s obviously the best thing out there, but the way they do it in porn manages to make it completely un-sexy.
Nope, count me in the “yucky” category.
Not me. While surely some saliva can be called upon in a spur-of-the-moment situation where the closest source of AstroGlide is at the drugstore all the way down the block, the style of porn in which a huge deal is made out of delivering a lot of spit onto the partner by either projectile or drooling technique is a turnoff for me. Porn to me should be about a fantasy world where everyone’s wet and hot enough when the time comes.
Funny, I found myself asking this very question recently, and the answer (in my bedroom, anyway) is OH HELLZ NO. When the hell did this become a porn standard?
Renee, I agree that loogie-hawking (again with the sp?) during sex is almost as attractive as it is when witnessed at, say, a stoplight, typically performed by some dirtbag in a loud car or some shitty bike half his size. Mmmm oh yesss!! Spit in the filthy parking lot of Wal Mart as you roll past me!! HOTT!!
Ugh, no. Ditto with the requisite cock-gagging business. I took it upon myself to inform my gentleman friend that it is highly unlikely that anyone not being paid large amounts of money to do that is probably not enjoying it as much as they appear to on camera.
Naysayers, please feel free step up and educate me.
(Marilyn Chambers, for obvious reasons, is excused from the debate.)
I also agree that the easily accessible and vast range of porn these days, while enjoyable on many levels, is doing something weird to how people behave in regular or everyday sexual situations. Definitely an entire other thread of material there.
I also certainly agree with JRDelirious on the “wet & hot” angle. So to speak.
One word, people: HYDRATE! Drink enough H2O throughout the day and, I assure you, nobody is going to need to clam on your equipment. Personally, I need a towel more often than I need a whole bucket of extra saliva, but hey that’s just me.
In closing, I should hope that this adequately expresses my opinion on this subject:
Lips that expectorate on my nether regions shall never touch mine. Heh
Well, aren’t you just the cutest li’l pre-menopausal thing on the intrawebz?!? 
Sorry, but I drink at least (no exaggeration) a gallon of water a day, but being post-menopause, even when I’m very aroused, there is no guarantee that lube won’t be needed!
Spitting will certainly get the job done if you don’t have anything else handy, but being obnoxious and overt about it will turn me right the hell off. And I don’t want to watch other people spit, either, in porn or in other situations.
I’m sure someone likes the spitting thing, but I don’t. Not sexy to me, but I did learn that the odd patting-the-vulva-harder-than-you-might-like thing is really a great move!
Why on Earth would that be racist?
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Er, well, I guess you have a point there, although at 45 that’s not really - ah - where I was coming from. Thanks for the heads-up.
I think it’s insanely hot when the girl spits.
I’m not sure, but we don’t see “preppy white dude with a swimmer’s build pounding a bootylicious black woman with a slightly-above-average-sized penis” even a tenth as much.
I think its not so much racism as a form of domination. I forgot where I first read this, but in the order of perceived masculinity, blacks are at the top, whites in the middle, and Asians last. Thus, in porn, we see the following heterosexual couplings:
Black man -> black, white or Asian woman
White man -> white or Asian woman
Asian man -> Asian woman only
You seldom see a white man with a black woman in porn, and never see an Asian man with a black or white woman.
Then again, it could be racist in what kinds of black men are in porn: mainly, those with HUGE penises, reinforcing the stereotype. White men in porn range from average to large, while Asian men … almost uniformly, they’re all packing five inches when they go to town on a yelping Japanese schoolgirl.
I think there’s a big difference in the, uh, emotional tenor between comingling saliva when you kiss someone, and when you spit into someone’s open mouth or face. The latter is, to my perception, intended to be degrading and it really bothers me when I see it (and it’s distressingly common, as is…)
That’s the thing, though – spitting and gagging/choking are really common, nowadays, and you don’t have to be trawling through niche porn to find it, let alone the darkest recesses.
I really don’t have a problem with rough porn when it’s labeled as such and you have to make an effort (however small) to find it – it’s the ubiquity of it in the mainstream sites that disturbs me, especially when it’s just kind of sprung on me (so to speak) in the middle of an otherwise-vanilla scene. It freaks me the fuck out.
I hate it when they do that to the girl’s clit. It just looks terribly uncomfortable and I hope to god that men don’t try that first thing when they go down on a woman until they know that she actually likes it.
I agree about the spitting thing - it’s pretty gross. I’m pretty sure they do it for lube, but is hocking a giant loogie onto each other’s privates necessary?
One other thing that bothers is me is how formulaic that type of porn is: blow job, then vaginal sex, then anal sex. Then come in the girl’s mouth or on her ass. My husband also doesn’t like how frequently they switch positions. They’re probably in transit from one hole to another about a third of the time.
Ugh, that sounds vile. Thanks for giving me another reason not to watch porn. Bleah.
Think that’s bad? 
Wait until you come across a “snowballing” or ATM video.
A woman spitting on my stuff turns me on! But before you all start getting pitch forks and start rallying the village folk, let me explain! Basically a two part explanation, A) Female does so while ‘mutual masterbation’ or ‘giving head’ helps lubricate things and feels better than a dry hand, and a woman who is trying to please me turns me on! B) it helps when putting something into something else when it doesn’t really want to fit!
What?
You just go down on her. There’s plenty of saliva that will go from your mouth to her pussy during oral sex, you don’t need to stand 10 feet away and hawk a goober on her.
And no I don’t like it, it takes me right out of the scene.