Or you could just take advantage of a girl’s period. Blood is a wonderful lubricant, if a bit coppery-tasting.
So I’m told.
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Or you could just take advantage of a girl’s period. Blood is a wonderful lubricant, if a bit coppery-tasting.
So I’m told.
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I saw a clip recently with a guy who was apparently the Japanese John Holmes. No lie, he had to be swinging a good 6".
His constantly squeaking co-star looked at it with the kind of trepidation one usually reserves for enormous, city-razing reptiles.
I’ve got to tell you… I’m not a schoolgirl, or anything, but at the age of 27 I have given up on reserving any amount of trepidation for enormous, city-razing reptiles. I need that trepidation for other things.
I remember when if you wanted to see porn you had to go way out in the woods and poke around in the bushes. When you start finding rusty beer cans, your gettin’ warm.
I think the spitting thing is pretty gross and silly, kinda kills the moment, and that’s coming from one that will do an R-Kelly on you if asked nicely.
In what sense of spitting are you talking about? Just spitting or projectile spitting? You find saliva more offensive that urine?
Oh, yeah? Well I remember when, if you wanted to see porn, you had to fashion your own chisel out of a piece of flint, and chisel dirty pictures into the walls on your cave!
Yeah, I found porn in the woods back when I was a kid, too. How did caches of 1970s-era Oui and Cheri magazines make it back there, anyhow?
I don’t mind the spitting.
And it’s true that for every act somebody finds absolutely disgusting, there’s a percentage of the population that’s turned on by it.
But.
What I’ve noticed is how difficult it is to find anything these days that doesn’t contain some sort of over-the-top fetish-type acts. Is regular sex just too boring to pull in an audience anymore? That’s sad.
Personally I don’t want to see a guy put his hands around a girl’s throat. Turns me right off. But it seems to happen increasingly often in porn. And every FFM threesome nowadays seems to include “sperm-swapping,” which grosses me out. So I can absolutely see the OP’s point.
Oh, and don’t get me started on the ones with the cameraman/buddy who has to narrate the action… “Dude, she’s totally sucking your dick! That’s awesome!!” No, dude, it would be awesome if you’d SHUT UP!!!
Intelligent Design.
This isn’t fully related, but I don’t want to start another porn thread for fear of looking like a big ol’ whore, so let me just tell you here: We watched “Alice in Wonderland, a musical fantasy” last night, from 1976, and it was AWESOME! Hilariously awesome. There was singing and dancing and costumes and clever dialog, and a bit of vanilla sex. The acting was even not bad. Seriously, if you can get your hands on it, it’s great fun. Anyone got any more fun seventies porn to recommend?
When I was young, we had to pay 5 bucks to sneak into an R rated flick to see some boobies. Imho, I think this alone drove the science fiction and horror films of the 70’s and 80’s.
I also found an excess of spitting recently. And it can’t be just for lube. Did her mouth need lube that bad? Spitting into her mouth over and over again, big goopy wads of spit. Gross.
I don’t care that some people find it sexy. I just want it mentioned on the back of the DVD, so I can avoid the disappointment that I just rented something that makes me want to hurl.
this is one of the most disgusting things i have come across in porn its gross x 1000 puts me off as much as a stud in the tongue yuk yuk but there you go some peeps obviously like it cos theres lots of it about http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/mad.gif
I don’t really watch porn, though I find analysis of trends in mainstream porn interesting. So no particular opinion there.
As far as actual sexual experiences go: I’ve had a guy (same one) spit on my, er, genitals while going down on me quite a few times, and I was into it. Although the first time I was a little surprised. However, if someone spit on my face or in my mouth, which I’ve heard is also in vogue in porn, I’d be offended and turned off. I don’t think I’d even let them do it if they had a fetish for it and asked permission.
New porn genre…Zombie Porn!!
Nah, it’s reparations and all that good affirmative action related stuff. Haven’t you heard? It’s par for the course - it’s politically correct to be seen with a black man.
And if it’s any consolation, most black men are not ‘large,’ they are …you guessed it AVERAGE.
Don’t obsess over pornography.
Spitting is popular because it’s not common.
But then I’ve heard men tell me neither is a woman who can give a good blowjob so, maybe’s why violent oral sex is popular now as well.
I can’t stand it. The worst is whenever the dude blows into the girls mouth and then she shares it with one or more girls. So fucking disgusting.
Is that the one with the dancing box of Cream of Wheat?
If it isn’t, that might be found in Behind the Green Door.
You’re welcome.
Neither one. It was in Nightdreams.
That said, I loathe the spitting, choking and general abuse that has moved from the most extreme porn and become pretty much standard. I find myself looking only for older titles, from the mid nineties and before, to avoid it. It’s baffling to me. I like women, and I like to see them having sex. But I get the impression that either the male performers or the directors really don’t.
I forgot to answer Renee: Bill Osco’s Alice in Wonderland is a classic. The songs are even good! It dates back to a period when people honestly thought that adult films and Hollywood would meet in the middle.
My suggestion would be to not watch pornography. I haven’t, because I’d feel guilty if I did. But more importantly, I have heard it’s not good for your mindset in that it teaches you that women are objects instead of people, or something like that.
But I’d stay away from that stuff.