Although they never seem to say it out loud, I always assume the implication is “man, I wish I were her right now!”
If you notice the scars all over his buttocks when he turns around (provided you can make it that far) you can see this clearly wasn’t his first time with…the jar. Urp!
I always envision a dubbing session to correct the soundtrack with the people in the movie sitting around a table with coffee and donuts making all the dialog, and mumbly moany sounds.
Any porn we watch we also do with the sound off, other than some of the classics like Deep Throat [love the music they picked in the sound track, and some of the dialog is hysterical] or Ribald Tales of Canterbury.
With links like that, please let it be known that it’s not safe for work.
Understood. May want to add a tag to post 68, which I quoted.
Talking porn, I want to know: who’s stupid enough to pay for it?
I’ve got about 7.5 days worth of porn, all of it in 30-second clips of the parts of porn movies that I’d fast forward to if I had the whole movie.
Not really a valid point. Porn is a product, presumably they want the widest number of people to buy it. If the vast majority of people don’t like it, why do the porn producers keep showing the spitting? Ali Davis’ experience indicates an answer: a small minority who DO like it are driving the porn marketplace. She observes that this group also is the one who pushes porn toward more and more extreme behavior, because they get bored of whatever the current big thing is and so something more novel and generally, more disgusting comes along. Frankly, I am vaguely surprised that watchable porn exists for normal people.
No way. Yech. I flicked through a movie called Porn of the Dead recently. If it didn’t look gross enough having the bloke drilling for oil into a chick who was made up to look like a reanimated corpse, it sure did when she chomped his cock clean off after taking the money shot.
Worked better than a cold shower that one did.
I haven’t read this thread. I’ve avoided it but now I’m bored enough to get past the retch factor.
No. A thousand times No. It’s demeaning and evokes no desire.
If things have reached that poor a remedy, just pull up your drawers and go home.
The spitting thing is nothing compared to many of the things that have become common in porn, like sperm swaps. Yech!
For me, I want to suspend disbelief that the girls genuinely are horny, and are enjoying themselves, and with stuff like that you can see that they are not.
You’d think that things that are most common in porn must be what most guys like, but I don’t think that’s always the case (just like Hollywood has lots of tropes that usually spoil films but persist nonetheless).
Hell, snowballing is nothing compared to spit-swapping. I’ll swap jizz all day before I swap loogies.
it’s a real bitch syringing it back into your balls, though
I don’t get that at all. If someone spits a substance into your mouth you’re getting substance + spit.
In that case, sir, you may *keep *the jizz I just spit into your mouth. Good day!
Yes it was.
Yeah, whenever I’ve seen the ‘cum swapping’ thing, all it’s looked like to me is a couple of women dribbling spit into each others’ mouths. Very perplexing and certainly not conducive to maintaining my boner.
Why I never.
Totally gross when they just do it because it’s expected of them and they think it makes the porno hotter.
And yet, spitting does sometimes occur naturally in the case of sexual encounters, and could be exciting to voyeur on if it was a an unplanned part of amateur sex “caught on tape”.
Why, I happen to know that… just a few weeks ago a Friend Of Mine found himself in just that sort of situation. Seems he felt it was time for his submissive girlfriend to take him deep in her throat. But when he told her to do so, she complained that her mouth was too dry and since there was no beverage conveniently at hand, she could not effectively do the deep deed.
But our intrepid hero was a quick thinker. Before she could talk her way out of her duty, he simply told her to open her mouth and proceeded to spit a mouth-moistening amount of saliva into i, then ordered her to proceed with her job. She smiled, spread it around in her mouth, and complied.
That could be sexy to see in an unscripted porn video… as long as it truly happened as a matter of course in the documented sexual encounter.
Welcome, Boys and Girls, to our next Health Class film in the series:
“Spit Swap: why I’m paying Walgreens for a Flu shot”
Cum play AKA snow balling is about the biggest porn turn off I can think of.