::your boyfriend leans gently in, whispering with an Italian accent::
“Your bag. It is giving me the. How you say. Erection.”
[QUOTE=gigi]
I’ve always wondered what the hell women need those huge bags for. What’s in them? Apparently Audrey Levins’s boyfriend had an excellent chance to take a look and report back.
"An entire book of carpet samples? Seriously???
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No shit, what more do you need than your ID and some cash at a freaking bar for chrissake.
[QUOTE=stolichnaya]
::your boyfriend leans gently in, whispering with an Italian accent::
“Your bag. It is giving me the. How you say. Erection.”
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He has to be gently rocking his hips (as if rubbing his genitals against it), stroking the bag with his hands and making eyes and faces like some horny insane TV/Movie European guy for this to be of best effect.
Then watch how fast the bag gets moved. 
[QUOTE=stolichnaya]
::your boyfriend leans gently in, whispering with an Italian accent::
“Your bag. It is giving me the. How you say. Erection.”
[/QUOTE]
“Your bag looked like it need some extra spunk.”
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
No shit, what more do you need than your ID and some cash at a freaking bar for chrissake.
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This is the kind of thing I carry all the time. Key, cash, credit card, license. Done.
[QUOTE=gigi]
I’ve always wondered what the hell women need those huge bags for. What’s in them? Seriously???
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My guess? Keys (sometimes quite a few) and a key chain. Cell phone (not all of them are razor thin). Wallet (stuffed with credit cards, bills, receipts). Make-up. Tampons. Notebook and a pen. Book or magazine. iPod. Sunglasses. Camera. Change of clothes. Change of shoes (e.g. flats for later when their high heels are killing them). Etc. etc. Assuming this woman didn’t drive to the bar.
[QUOTE=stolichnaya]
::your boyfriend leans gently in, whispering with an Italian accent::
“Your bag. It is giving me the. How you say. Erection.”
[/QUOTE]
You win.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
My guess? Keys (sometimes quite a few) and a key chain. Cell phone (not all of them are razor thin). Wallet (stuffed with credit cards, bills, receipts). Make-up. Tampons. Notebook and a pen. Book or magazine. iPod. Sunglasses. Camera. Change of clothes. Change of shoes (e.g. flats for later when their high heels are killing them). Etc. etc. Assuming this woman didn’t drive to the bar.
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Wow. There are two etc’s after all that ??? I think I might have to turn in my “woman” pass.
[QUOTE=gigi]
Wow. There are two etc’s after all that ??? I think I might have to turn in my “woman” pass.
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When I read “Assuming this woman didn’t drive to the bar”, I thought it almost implied she parked inside the purse.