I was sitting through a back-to-school night presentation on “Some Tips For Reading Aloud With Your Child”, and to keep my mind awake, I noticed that if you changed the words:
reading aloud -> screwing
child -> partner
book -> position
word -> body part
it becomes a sex manual! I present for your edification…
SOME TIPS FOR SCREWIMG WITH YOUR PARTNER
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Try to set a regular time for screwing. This might be before school or before bedtime.
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Select positions that are appropriate for the age and interest of your partner. Start with picture positions and build to story positions and novels.
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Involve your partner in the screwing by asking him or her to predict what will happen next, chime in on repetitive phrases, say a body part he or she knows, or link the picture to the position.
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Engage in discussions about the positions and talk about the meaning of some body parts your partner is interested in.
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From time to time, choose positions to screw with your partner that he or she cannot screw.
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Use lots of expression when you screw. Be dramatic when you screw and make the position come to life.
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Change the pace of your screwing to match the position. If there is suspense in the position, slow down the screwing to build the suspense. If there is a lot of action in a part of the screwing, increase the pace for effect.
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Don’t screw too fast.
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Let your partner see you screwing for pleasure at times other than when screwing together. Share what you are screwing with your partner.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!
