[squeezing tits] Yep. Real. Grew 'em myself.
Your point, handy?
-L
Misunderstanding a case of misunderstanding?
Missing sarcasm while being drowned in self-irony…
Oh Lord…Please don’t let me be Miss Understood 2001!!!
:feeling, jealous, and unapreciated:
Aren’t I witty?
Aren’t I special?
Haven’t I talked about my tits & nipples way too much?
Aren’t I a published writer?
Doesn’t anyone want to give me jewelry, trips to exotic locales, fine wine and good food?
Don’t I want a friggin sparkly tiara?
What am I,Chopped liver?
:flings self to the floor, sobbing hysterically:
Nobody likes me since that quasi-new girl showed up.
I might as well go sit in the mud and eat worms.
:pouting:
Yeah, I know what you mean. A woman like that could ruin me. If I was lucky.
damn smilies even they mock me
POUTING
If she gets elected prom queen, I’m leaving.
I think my head just exploded.
I’m on the cabana boy thing.
And I can afford a Jacuzzi. Oh yes I can.
Six yesses, no, get up, not true, hope they taste good.
You have value as a person , there will be no elections in this thread.
::::::::smooooooochhhhhhhhhhhh:::::::::::::
We wuv you, Mermaid!!!
Hey. Look for me tonight! I’ll try to IM you on AIM, if it’s okay with you. If it’s not, I won’t. (Saw your SN in the AIM thread.)
dan
No SHIT, Mermaid. Good God. Listen, I think you’re very sexy and witty. AND SO IS SexyWriter. So am I for that matter, so are a lot of chicks. But I see that we don’t get JACK for our hard work.
Christ almighty in heaven with all of the angels, I offered to fly to New York and have sex with Sua yesterday, offered my undying slavery to Coldfire, Bashere, Cervaise and Infraggable Krunk AND started a frigging thread about waxing my hoo-ha so I could more closely resemble a porn star! Doesn’t that count for anything around here?
Sheesh.
:: stomping off to come up with something sexy to post ::
jarbaby
I gave my wife a sparkly tiara for Christmas!
Of course it does! Puts you on my list of Dopers I’d like to [profanity deleted]!
dan
Goodness, gracious, has this devolved into a pouty diva thread?? Must you demand notice? Must you shriek so? Must you cheapen yourselves just to get a little attention from a bunch of testosterone-poisoned flirts? I am speechless. AND ashamed for all of you. I’m at a loss…
I’ll just be sitting over here awaiting my long-overdue adulation. Not that I need it, mind you, but I recognize that some poor pathetic men need to validate themselves by vying for the acknowledgement of the unattainable woman.
Pathetic man here, vying.
(t-poisoned flirts: OUCH)
Well, I certainly hadn’t intended it that way.
And FCM, I already called you a quality woman in that other thread. The one about ‘When do you get up’.
All women are for praising. I freely acknowledge that.
Yes to all the above, for although I might talk a good game I am really just vain, needy and have very low self-esteem (anybody wanna see my new nip…) sorry. I’m weak too.
FairyChatMom I bow to your quiet dignity, wisdom and grace. I am so ashamed. Please teach me how I can stop behaving like a self-obsessed adolescent. I shouldn’t care if someone gets more attention than I but I still do. I promise I will try to remain aloof and appear unattainable.
That’ll show em. No I guess that’s not the right attitude either is it? 
Yours, The (pouting)Mermaid—you know I kinda like the sound of that.
BTW I was kidding. IRL I am the most undivalike person imaginable.
Well then! NOW we’re talking. Hey, I don’t care much about intellectual pursuits. That’s an arena I can’t even get a ticket to. This board has quickly taught me that I don’t know much ‘bout thinkin’ sports…but I simply will not rest until I’m on EVERYONE’S [Profanity] List!
jarbaby
Oh, [expletive]!
Looks like I put a [expletive deleted] filter on this [expletive deleted and ripped up] thing. Can you believe it? [Profane tirade deleted]! I mean of ALL the nasty, lowdown, [expletive made to choose AOL as its ISP] things to do… why, I oughta take that [expletive fed milk past its expiration date]program and tell it to [hideously offensive phrase] my [unnatural act]! And then I’ll tell it’s mommy on it!
[expletive]
I wanna see yer new nip! Is the nip attainable at least? And I ADORE pouting Mermaids. Now how about some sugar, you sweet thang, you!
(SexyWriter, nice website, are you nekkid in that one shot?)
:waits to watch SexyWriter’s hit counter go crazy:
I fear, my dear pouting Mermaid, that this would be a case of the blind leading the blind. Didn’t you notice how subtly I sat here holding my breath till I turned blue?
Yes, I know, but what have you done for me lately??
That was pretty cold of me, wasn’t it…?
Disclaimer: It’s been a long week and I’m on the tail end of a cold and my parents are coming in tonight for a visit. I’m ashamed of myself for taking it out on everyone in this and any other thread where I might have lost it.
Well, maybe not ashamed, exactly… no real remorse or anything… Just ignore me - I’ll get over it… eventually… Don’t let my sobbing disturb you…
<peeking surreptitiously thru fingers>
Incidentally, to address the OP, I look forward to reading the various and sundry posts by SexyWriter – Ever a delight! 