FCM, I’ve already intimated that you are so cool I’ve mistaken you for Mrs Chance. But, since this seems like the opportunity, allow me to say that your wit and wisdom, and the kindness that I sense in your posts, allows me to always picture you in the best of lights.
Truly, (and no sarcasm here) I think you’re a fine person and a great asset to the board.
:Puts Uncle Bill on the very short list of people who leave her blushing, tongue-tied, and feeling like a schoolgirl:
[sub]FCM—How am I at being coy? It is working Huh, Huh???Cause gosh darn I hope it’s working cause I think Uncle Bill is just dreamy, Oh gosh did I say that out loud? I hope he looks at me if I see him in study hall. Oooh I’m so bad. I need spanked. Oh gosh did I say that out loud too??? Am I aloof enough yet??? Is it working Huh Huh???[/sub]
I do hope you’re planning on posting such a picture on your web site and not just e-mail it to zebra, otherwise you’re gonna have a line of us standing around begging to be sent the same or trying to bribe Zebra to forward it.
And though I’ll admit I first became infaturated by your writing, I have since visited your website and am now thoroughly enthralled by your eyes and your smile as well. I love the picture with the hood up on your head is adorable. The poetry’s pretty damn hot too 
-Doug
SexyWriter – do you need someone to hold the camera?
That little type was too small for me to read. I not only leave you feeling like a schoolgirl, I’ll feel you like a schoolBOY! [sub](oops, that was a bit much)[/sub]
And you may want to untie that tongue of yours, it detracts from your pouty lips, and you KNOW I like pouty lips!
Do you have a boyfriend? Check one:
No Yes
::UncleBill passes note in Study Hall to The Mermaid
You can count one more conquest here…
Sincerely hoping SW doesnt read her own thread and see me doing this
I knew there were terrific women out there. See! I told ya!
I’m passing out tiaras to everyone!
Thanks for the sweet words I’ll spare you my cliché Sally Field impression.
-L
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
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Umm…what’s a hoo ha?
-L
(Hoping everyone knows I’m kidding.)
Well according to no less than Cecil Adams himself, it would seem to be a poster named aha who has some pretty odd ideas about how to persuade someone to give you what you want. 
See, now I know she’s a diva. She’s ignoring me!
jarbaby you WAX your hoo-ha!? Ouch ouch ouch. I shave mine, because I have a cute little birth mark on it which I like to show off.
Oh…this isn’t the hoo-ha waxing thread?
Pardon me.
Dan When did I ignore you? I just got here? I do sleep sometimes.
Dan or anyone else can IM anytime. Maybe I’ll answer or maybe I won’t depending on if I’m in Diva-mode or not.
When… when… when I smooched ya in this thread, and you didn’t answer and I thought oh boy she doesn’t like me she didn’t like that at all nosireebob I should no better than to do that without asking or maybe she didn’t like my hair or was it my eyes or my clothes? Yes, my clothes… OMG she just looked at me! Didn’t she? No wait, she’s scratching her eye… Wow, she must have something in it… Something big, she’s still scratching… Ooh, that’s gonna leave a mark… Oh now wait, there she is, she’s looking… And running.
Uh-oh!
You know of course, that it now looks to the rest of the world like there are two entire pages of comments devoted to the wonder that is ME.
Carina, who are you showing that birthmark off to? My birthmark is on my shoulder, but I shave my hoo-ha anyway.
-L
So, you ladies shave your hoo-has, eh? Now, I hope you mean the area around it! I don’t recall hair growing directly on it, but it’s been so long since I’ve seen one, maybe they’ve evolved…
I’m showing my birthmark off to:
My SO.
All the ladies at the Lakeside Steam Baths.
Hi Opal.
Other naked people at the Cottonwood Hot Springs in Buena Vista.
Pretty much anybody I happen to be nekkid around, actually.
I have a big freckly birthmark on my side too, but its not as interesting.
I still cannot believe you WAX yours, jarbaby!
Dantheman your memory serves you correctly.
What’s this thread about, again? Oh yeah, that hussy SexyWriter.
[flirting mode]
[Dylan]
Carina, Carina… Girl, you alwayssss on my mind…
[/Dylan]
[/flirting mode]
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Carina42 *
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Who are you calling hussy?
I prefer the term ‘slut’ if you don’t mind.
-L
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by SexyWriter *
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OK, slut then. How about “Whore of Babylon”? Hehe. Seriously SW, I do enjoy your posts, and we sluts shuld stick together, so to speak. But my tits are still cooler than yours. (And if I can get my scanner rehooked up tomorrow, I’ll prove it.)
hey! Titty shots!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Carina42 *
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Sure, whore works too. But there’s no WAY you can out-cool my tits. They are magnificent! They are amazing! They stop traffic! Let’s have a tit face off!
I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.
-L