Thank you, we will. But do I deserve to enjoy my family and my boyfriend, seeing as how I don’t have a perfect face, body, and am not an heir to any fortunes? I may be one of those you see walking around the supermarket with my boyfriend that you’d describe as a hosebeast. By your own admissions, you have no use for anyone less than perfect. Why would I like someone who views me in such a way? Would you?
That’s still better than Shag, who’s witless and jizzfull.
Naw, after what expectopatronum said, what gave it away?
Yeah, there’s a word for it if it’s is of the same sex. And let me put in the disclaimer, “not that’s there is anything wrong with that.” Shaggie, do you plan on showing her this thread?
Amusing thread, OP really did their homework, and that #77 by erysichthon was gold, I tell ya, showing all the quotes gathered up of how many times Shagnasty has to remind everybody that he’s 100% as heterosexual as they come.
You should tell her the story about the prank. See if you really are the perfect match.
That’s the best thing about imaginary friends. Totally accepting of everything.
Shagnasty:
Now that you’re back and participating, a question–
Do you think your views on women had anything to do with why you had so much conflict in grad school that you had to drop out?
You know, I actually find it somewhat plausible that a junk mail heiress would be willing to go out with Shagnasty. Such a woman would presumably be used to empty boasts and misleading claims, and might even be sympathetic towards someone who tries to make himself look important but actually has nothing worthwhile to offer.
It isn’t just plausible. It is a fact. I just got off the phone with her after our date today and the drama in her family is incredible but that is the type of thing that I am attracted to. She is very sweet herself with just subtle notes of crazy. It is a near perfect personality match along with everything else. She has to head back to Long Island tomorrow for Thanksgiving but she will be back this weekend and we can go out again. She is like the female version of me and that is what I want.
The only reason she contacted me in the first place was that I told her that her profile was too demanding.
I donno. This is a pattern where the right woman shows up on page 6 or 7 of whatever dating thread he’s doing at the moment.
I buy him having kids and such, but who knows what else is true.
The Soprantos. Heee… Is that like the Mexican version of the mafia?
Her pits smell like schweddy balls? Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Remember the Star Trek movie where Bones and Kirk are imprisoned on the frozen prison planet. And they escape and Kirk has a fist fight with the shape shifter who looks just like him. So, Shag wants to date himself. That is as bad an egomaniacal asshole a person could get. Wow!
I have seen your pictures on other boards. You certainly aren’t a hose-beast. You are pretty hot in an unusual way. If I wasn’t in a relationship, I would take you out for the time of life in a second. Let me know if you ever come the Boston area and we can have lots of fun. Best wishes in the mean time.
She was raised a poor black child?
Don’t you mean 21,600 seconds?
No, a second is about how long it would take.
Yup, he’s a nasty creep.
He asked me out once, but I wear flip-flops and sports jerseys to museums. Alas, we could never be.
Come on, this is just blatant trolling.
This thread has kinda become my “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, but Shag, I really expect a better performance than that.
Yeah, he’s just mailing it in now.