So you’re saying that because she’s attractive she deserves to be treated well?
This is a relationship already? Does she know that?
Yeah, Shag, don’t forget to tell her too.
Yes, we worked it out over a lunch date. I basically knew it already and it is a new one but it is a relationship. I am not sure where it is going to go because we both already have kids that take up most of our time and don’t believe in marriage but we are oddly loyal at the same time. It is fun making out in the Gillette stadium parking lot during lunch as an adult. It harkens back to my teenage years but with a renewed sense of perspective. I actually know how to do it now without being nervous.
Junk mailing?
What an odd thing to share. Can you explain to the well adjusted adults in the room why you feel the compulsion to share this level of detail with anonymous strangers?
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”
The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father… I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“I’m telling everybody!”
You are the one that called it first. Of course I couldn’t help myself by responding and that shouldn’t be a shocker to anyone that knows me.
insert Sad Trombone 
Always a funny classic. 
But back to the crux of my question. It’s safe to assume that most people participating in this thread are normal functioning adults who have been out on dates and have been affectionate, etc. So you’re not sharing anything that’s foreign or unusual to anyone. I mean, when I ask a friend how his/her date went, I never expect to hear the intimate details of the event. Nor do I want to. The latter wasn’t asked of you but you shared it regardless. Why do you feel the compulsion to share these intimate details, unprompted?
I keep telling myself to stay away from this thread, since every time Shag posts I feel the need to take a shower. But the post above has made reading the thread absolutely worth it. Brilliant and spot on!
You must have missed the part where he quoted his mother about a trip to South Africa, but it turned out his mother was Wikipedia.
That was just her quoting Wikipedia. She is real too just like all the rest are. Again, I am not that creative. If I wanted to make up a fictional mother, I would be the stepchild of Lynda Carter.
This is a message board, not court. Hell, I even told my coworkers about it when I got back. They shared similar stories and mine was the PG version by far. Maybe it is just the people I am associated with but I hear a lot more detail than that on a daily basis and that is just the women.
So when is Shag going to post “Don’t hate the playah. Hate the game.”
Assuming everything he says actually happened, Shag is being confident and oblivious to failure. Very few can pull that off. He loves being the center of attention, even if the feedback is hate. He probably embellishes somewhat and leaves out the more debilitating details, but he regrets nothing. At least he doesn’t let negativity weigh him down.
What’s with all the incestual allusions? You’re so gross.
You’re asking women on dates in this message board, you’re bragging about you’re “relationship” with a heiress, you have all 2 dates with. You’re making out in parking lot with said heiress. And bragging about it. You’re making outlandish assertions about you’re family. Dude, stop please, You are looking like the biggest fool. I am embarrassed for you, not really, this is all on you. Grow up!
I was actually just joking about finding it plausible, but now that you’ve assured me it’s a fact, I really don’t believe it.
Of course, just because I don’t believe something doesn’t necessarily mean it’s untrue. I would consider it evidence that you might really be in some sort of romantic relationship with another human being if you changed your behavior around here, such as by not creeping on Doper women who’d made it clear that they weren’t interested. If you don’t do that anymore, then I guess…oh, wait:
Bearded women sitting in their parents’ basements ain’t exactly a dime a dozen.
Shags, why would it matter one iota to me whether you’re in a relationship or not? I mention my boyfriend twice in the post you responded to. He isn’t hypothetical. Thank you for demonstrating live the points I’ve been making all throughout this thread. Are you truly so arrogant you think you can hit on me and I’ll giggle and twitter, forget that I’m in a relationship, forget what all I’ve said in this thread? Is this the only way you know how to deal with women? Hit on them and throw money at them? Or offer to? There’s more to life and relationships than the superficial stuff. I don’t think you will ever get that.
I do get that. It was a joke although I really don’t think you are a hosebeast. You are the one that started this thread against me. If you ever wanted to take a walking tour of Boston, I would still take you on one (and your boyfriend too). I have a girlfriend now too and I have take many female (married or attached) friends for nights out and we had a great time.