I strongly suspect that Shag’s “heiress” girlfriend is like the square root of minus one hundred. A ten, but also imaginary.
Oh man. If you put these two offers together, it would be like a black hole if suckitude. It would cause a rift in the space-time continuum.
“girlfriend” lol
Hey, Boston is a nice town!
Really. And what sort of call center staffed with parolees do you work in? Sure, I used to hear stories like that from my co-workers. When I was 17 and working at a Jack-in-the-Box. I grew up. You should try it sometime.
Hey Shaggy boy, why don’t you settle down?
Boston can be your kind of town.
There ain’t no hosebeasts there ain’t no body but heirs
All there to date the fine young Shag Nast Tee.
From The Young Ones, the late, great Rik Mayall claims to have sex with a girl he found sleeping in his bed We did everything. EV-ERY-THING! {from about 10.00 on if you’re like, a total fascist girly}. Rik is pretty much how I picture Shaggy: so, so desperate to impress, and so completely oblivious that he’s a figure of fun.
A living example of the distinction between being self-conscious and self-aware.
There are times when it looks like he might start to ever so slightly steer away from his flaws but he reflexively falls back on doubling down. Like an alcoholic whose life is made worse by alcohol, sometimes gets a twinkling in his eye that he understands that but always ends up with a swig.
So, is Shagnasty the Tump-era Evil Captor, or what?
Wonder Woman plagiarises Wikipedia and then blames imaginary people?
The Trump-era tdn.
He’s saving that line for his youngest daughter to explain why he doesn’t want to date her anymore.
I think you should take one for the team and let him take you out. Think of it as your contribution to science.
Stay classy, Shag. :rolleyes:
Anyone else find it mildly odd that a family with those kinds of resources would send their kid to a burnt-out shell of a school turned ‘Lord of the Flies’ dystopia?
I agree, we will need photos. So we can see you tear him a new one.
shog-NOS-tuh-cate (v.) - to predict pruriently.
Yeah, closer to tdn than Evil Captor I would say. Evil Captor was a different ball of wax. Nothing wrong with having a bondage fetish, it’s a common one, but when you talk about it so fucking much you have to have a custom made rule to STFU about it already, yeah, you’re a weirdo. Go nuts in the bedroom, have your fun, but there’s a lot more to experience and talk about in life than sex. But this isn’t an Evil Captor (is he even still around anymore?) pit thread so I’ll stop here.
I once told him he needed to post his pictures, and he claimed they were “all over the internet”. The only pictures I could find were of an aging drag queen with a bleached blond mullet.