That’s about what I expected: Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. There’s probably some basis in truth to what you say, but now you’re just trolling. See ya.
Good luck in the election, Judge Moore.
If it’s solid gold then where do you put all the drinks?
I call bullshit, your gold airship isn’t solid at all!
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
That’s gross?
Probably doesn’t smell much like pussy, either.
That’s just as well. You certainly shouldn’t be dating your daughters.
Thank you! It turns out we do have a lot in common after all and can be great friends. You are one of the ones that gets it.
Tell the droogs at the Korova Milk Bar that you disapprove of their lifestyle choices.
True story: I met Warren Buffett once, briefly, at a soiree at the University of Nebraska Business School. He’s very nice. We discussed playing the ukulele (which he apparently can do, although we are both out of practice).
I know you’re all deeply fascinated by this story, but at least it doesn’t involve a discussion of the state of my armpit or my lovelife (which, at 27 years of marriage, is doin’ as well as can be expected - the marriage, not the armpit).
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that this desire for friendship won’t be reciprocated.
How can you tell?
:flees:
It is never too late to dream. I am a lover, not a fighter. I learned my social skills from high-end strippers that like to hang out and talk. I am trying to get better at it.
The good news is that my Long Island Girl is coming back this weekend and I am taking her to a brand new Go-Kart Track so that she can show me her The Fast and the Furious Skills. I am pretty sure that if I can get that adrenaline pumping, we might have something.
Well, I mean…I think I’m not alone in hoping that the armpit is doing as well as can be expected, too.
(And, if it’s not…spare us the details.)
It shows.
But not a *real *sports car. Those cost money.
These are really fast Go-Karts and cost significant money as well. I looked into finding an actual sports car but they are in short supply on Sunday nights. I may have to figure out how to do that later but I can’t on short notice. That was the closest I could come up with.
I don’t know about pictures, but he (Shagnasty, not Buffett) did post a vid of himself serenading once of his overnight relationships. It’s easy to see why women are so attracted to him.
It’s a special kind of lighter than air solid gold my uncle invented which is going to make him really rich and he’s invited me to his estate this weekend but I can’t go because I have a date with the Danish beach volleyball team and I’m rich and important and popular and accomplished.