You left out ‘down to earth’
Also, ‘controversial’.
That sounded good in your head, did it?
It isn’t in my head, VRRRRoooMMM! That is the deal and it is on. Real sports cars for a one night rental are a lot harder to find especially because I would have to drive back to Boston to return it even if I could find a suitable one. I can figure that out later.
And straight. Really extremely straight. Don’t fancy men at all and so have come up with a shonky system to measure how homosexual I’m really not. Straight.
The good ole Gay-O-Meter is back! The funny thing is that it a viable idea and someone really did invent it a few years ago to study sexual preferences. I think I should be getting royalties.
JFC. How is it that you’ve lived this long and haven’t ever learned to shut the fuck up? You’re nothing but punch line fodder at this point. Aren’t you embarrassed?
Isn’t that the point? You are still reading aren’t you? No, I am not embarrassed in the least. Why should I be? I have a distinctive personality and this thread just represents my greatest hits collection. What I say is true and reflects the way I live my life. I can see why some people don’t approve but I have never been a people pleaser and never intend to be. There are some things I need to work on but I can’t change my fundamental personality and I don’t mean anyone any harm.
Except your lazy older daughter that you can’t get off the couch and your younger daughter that you want to stick your dick in, you mean.
ETA: Oh, and the women who have ghosted you. And the ones you’ve threatened on this very board. And anyone else who crosses you, as long as they’re willing to wait a few years.
Don’t ever claim that I am a pedophile because I am not. I am a strict but loving father that is proud of both of my daughters. Would you say the same thing to a single mother? That is disgusting and inappropriate. My daughters are very different and require individual parenting strategies but I love them equally.
I have also never threatened anyone on this board although I got warned for supposedly doing so when I didn’t. I was trying to refer to moderation but then I realized that it sounded bad so I deleted it but someone was waiting and forwarded it to the moderators. There was never any real threat to anyone. I freely admit that I will nail people that tick me off the first chance I get in real life but it has nothing to do with the SDMB. However, I play defense and not offense. They have to start it first. I don’t like conflict in general but I will finish it when pressed. I really just want everyone to get along.
Tell us straight - you’re going to a go-kart track instead of just lending her one of your own sports cars because she’s too young to get her license, right?
We’re all reading not because of your “distinctive personality”, but because it’s not very often we can watch a slow train wreck in progress.
I don’t know if you’re having some sort of middle aged crisis fueled by a manic episode or if you’re just a pathological confabulist. It stopped mattering about 8 pages ago because you can’t help but double down on the crazy with every post you write. It’s clear you’re doing it on purpose but you don’t seem to have an objective in mind since you are incapable of realizing that this is for posterity and it will define you in people’s minds like nothing else you’ve posted before. I don’t even know if this is improve, self destruction or a cry for help. More importantly, neither do you.
Face it Shaggy, you’re not controversial, you’re just a sad and pathetic attention whore. This Lothario bit you’ve been playing at is not the least bit impressive or interesting to anyone but you. You’ve not discovered ‘how to play the dating game’ any more than you’ve discovered the moon. Your self professed success in parenting, dating, business and life is a delusion of your fevered imagination. Nobody with your need for immediate reward is capable of thought to longer term consequence. If we are to believe your stories, all your work is still ahead of you, because you’ve yet to demonstrate one iota of ability to build on whatever fleeting success dumb luck has seen fit to bestow on you.
I may have mentioned that this won’t end well for you. I know you’ve read it. But I don’t think you took it in given the stream of self-unaware bullshit that keeps coming from your every orifice. And I have no doubt you won’t give anything I’ve said just now a moment’s thought, because it’s far more important to you to say something pathologically delusional than to show some capacity for self-reflection and self-control and simply shut the fuck up.
Go on, Shaggy. Have the last word…
Point taken. Thank you.
Or at least made queen for a day.
You just like 'em really young, and you drool over your youngest daughter, but you don’t have any pedo tendencies. Check.
Saying your pre-teen daughter is your ideal date and you’d totally date her and you don’t understand why more 40 year olds aren’t like her and the only reason you’re getting a separate hotel room from her on trips is so that you can get some strange is disgusting and inappropriate, and I have absolutely no problem stating (not claiming) that this attitude makes you disgusting and inappropriate. You want to bang your daughter. Putting a spin on it by saying ‘I want to bang the person my daughter would be if she was 30’ doesn’t make it less gross. You are looking at your pre-teen daughter and thinking ‘I’d totally hit that.’ Equivocate all you want at this point- those are your words, said multiple times, and as you’ve made clear you only tell the truth. If you don’t want to be thought of as a disgusting, inappropriate pedophile, the easiest way to avoid that is- suprise!- don’t say things that disgusting, inappropriate pedophiles would say.
Tell us again how you started pushing your brother down when he was barely walking and you hate him to this day. I’m sure we’re all dying to know what horrific crime a baby committed against you that you had to ‘finish.’
Shaggy’s all about the scorched-earth policy.
You can see that in his thread about his flooring dispute with Lowe’s. He wanted the company wiped off the face of the Earth, but acknowledged that this was a bit unrealistic, so he offered that he would “settle for just 10 or 20 people fired.”
Wow, I read the beginning of that thread at the time. Forgot that was him.
I do know one thing…If I had the money he claims to have, I sure as fuck don’t get 1) laminate flooring, from 2) Lowe’s.
Did you go back to his hotel room, hide in the bathroom then strategically switch places with his wife so you could secretly fuck him?
There is no “right” partner for a 6 hour fuck session. I was going to say maybe a Real Doll, but you’d probably tear that up, too. And if you’d ever tried the six hour thing for real you’d know that women hate that.
Unless you’re so incredibly underendowed that she could sleep through it.
Now THAT I believe. They probably pretended to be all thrilled at the idea of a six hour fuck session. High-end stripper is an oxymoron, though.
Shags, just because I happen to agree with you about that one thing doesn’t mean we’re going to be BFFs. I still stand by what I’ve said in this thread.