But did he ever get his flooring installed?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Uhh, the smell of vagina is synonymous with the smell of pus? It almost makes me want to ask about the women he has frequented.
In all seriousness, it makes me wonder how he’s lasted this long without being banned. Not for the pathological lying, but the flagrant misogyny. And he’s hardly the only one here. The mods seem to have an awfully big tolerance for it.
shagnasty:
You previously wrote that you quit grad school (and went to work for your rich father in law) because of a conflict with a female advisor. What was the nature of that conflict?
You can take the person out of the poor white trash environment, but… 
Full disclosure…my living room is laminate flooring from Lowe’s.
But I installed it myself, like a real man.
Stop asking people out on a message board devoted to debating politics, science and things of that nature. This isn’t a dating site and it isn’t a nightclub.
I think it was a misspelling of puss. (I hope)
But do you shave in under 60 seconds with cheap disposable razors and dollar-store shaving cream? Because that’s what defines a “real man” in the Shaggyverse.
The repeated use of the word “boyfriend” would be a sufficient clue to a psychologically normal person.
“Have fun, I’m not going to post in this thread!”
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Shaggy, would you be interested in dating a leading expert in the legal field who has strong independent character and a strong knowledge of the traditions of the South?
Does she speak French fluently, play chess, and compete in gymnastics?
I swore off lawyers a few years ago. They just aren’t a good match for me even if they look good on paper or in pictures.“Legal expert” or “lawyer” is an instant left swipe no matter what they look like. I am more of a doctor, nurse, teacher and real estate agent aficionado. Corporate types don’t do it for me either.
I found my match already at least for now. We went out again to the newly opened, high-speed Go-Kart track in Rhode Island and did a private race. I won of course but she really was a fierce competitor riding my ass lap after lap but I wouldn’t ever let her pass because mercy is for the weak. On the way back, she explained to me how she didn’t really like the poors, too many American women present themselves as entitled victims and why you need to stay out of minority neighborhoods after dark without me bringing any of those things up. Needless to say, it was a hot date when we got back home.
Please do elaborate.
This is like performance art.
Translation: Shagnasty spent the evening alone, thinking about how he’d troll the Dope with a description of his imaginary girlfriend. In the next thrilling installment, we’ll no doubt learn that she drives an SUV and recently had her cat declawed.
What does he mean by the ‘poors’? I don’t want to think it means what I suspect it means. I have little hope really. What a real creep, in so many ways. It defies the imagination. Is this person real? Even RL pricks I know don’t cross certain lines.
What’s funny is that a date to a go kart track sounds - well, it sounds awesome. But she doesn’t like the poors? I won of course? Too many American women portray themselves as victims?
You really are a misogynistic prick.
Again, no. It is the real deal. I still have the receipts in my pocket. She asked me out again at the end and insisted that it be as soon as possible. We are going out again on Tuesday. I have always had a thing for rich, non-religious, right-wing women that are thrill-seekers and they certainly exist but they are a little rare on the ground. I found yet another one and I will certainly stick with it until the situation changes. I basically just formed a team of two people just like me. I think that is great but I can understand why it may be a little concerning to others.