The good thing is we don’t have to worry about theorizing about/experimenting with paper towel tubes. His daughter is an Olympic-trained gymnast, after all.
He’s not just famous, guys. He’s INfamous!
Keep feeding that troll, people.
Yes, you’re certainly the center of attraction here. Do you have any idea why?
I am very certain why.
I’m not interested, so I’m not going to post to this thread.
edited to add:
Dammit!
Even I know that this thread is small time compared to some of the other trolls pitted in the past. Keep chipping away though.
What I’m saying is there is a difference between people who care, and people who are just enjoying watching you go down in flames. If having a thread like this “dedicated” to you (my God, the narcissism, that you consider this a dedication) turns you on, then by all means keep stroking that Trumpian dick of yours. A lot of people will be stroking theirs when your daughters end up on PornHub.
Personally, I’m enjoying the jabs by other posters at Shag’s expense, and then his lame ripostes in a thread he was never going to post in 60 times.
It’s funny, though somewhat pathetic, that he tries to refute those jabs by simply repeating the stuff he was pitted for in the first place. He’s like a dog who never stops falling for the pretend-to-throw-the-ball thing.
This is a bleak look into the mind of a Trump.
Even roomier than I expected.
You know, it’d be funny if you were the only female Doper to think Shag is a genuine rawboned stud. Say his bad-boyness attracted you and won you over, because you felt the need to change him for the better through nurture or something.
Then you two have a public breakup and provide the rest of us with massive online drama.
I’m in.
And they say you’re a misogynist. Clearly you’re this generation’s Alan Alda.
They don’t call coin collectors numismagynists for a reason. Clearly people really like and appreciate things that they focus their attention on. My problem is that I like hot women a little too much and I am addicted to dating apps but I stopped now that I have my current one but it is going to kick right back in if things don’t work out with her. I was talking to the Russian poker player today and, if she is still available, there is absolutely no way I am not going out with her.
When I was in college, my roommate had a friend who talked exactly like you do. He didn’t have any idea how to deal with real-life women (and it was obvious to everyone except him that he didn’t even really like women). He was the most obvious closet case I’d ever met until I started reading your posts. (He eventually came out and I’d heard he’d been with his partner/husband? for like 15 years now)
Dude. Stop pretending. Come out of the closet and embrace the rainbow. You’ll be happier, the women you’re faux-dating will be happier and your daughters won’t be skeeved out by you pretending to lust over their hawt young nymphette bodies to overcompensate.
Sorry, ain’t happening!
The sorry way he hits on every woman in this thread whom he misinterprets to give him some rope should tell you all about his elaborate dating strategies and resulting success. A rich heiress for every day of the week my ass :smack:.
This. Ever wonder why he was so obsessed with a “Gay-O-Meter?” He just wanted to know if there was a device that someone could point at him and say, “Ah-Hah!”