And if he specifies the ethnicity of his date, kanpai!
With circle jerks in the boys’ locker room! 
What do I get to drink if he offers ME a tour? That is what I want to know. Anywho, I took some shots already cause I got bored!
Here’s the winner: controversial.
Be careful. I don’t want anyone getting sick or dying from alcohol poisoning because the well may turn into a geyser at any time. I love you all but be safe. I could go on a posting binge that would kill half the people in this thread on a bad day so I will have to keep that in mind.
What? And risk getting milk poisoning?
2 shots every time he tells us how much he loves women.
I’d reccomend strychnine. At least, that’s what I’d choose. YMMV.
If it’s ethnicity and occupation, it’s a double shot.
I am bored again. Just saying!
Wait just a minute, is this a vague threat? Or is it just me?
How many shots for mentioning his skeevy Nigerian friend?
It is just you. I don’t want anyone to play a drinking game that will get them hurt.
For example, my Jewish heiress quasi-girlfriend are going out this weekend. In the mean time, my Russian poker player that looks like a supermodel sent me a message asking me to go out. I had to tell her no because I only go out with one person at a time but I would do it faster than the speed of light if things don’t work out with the former. I also have to deal with my ex-wife, her family, my daughters and a very attractive coworker that has a crush on me. I finally convinced my Nigerian friend to go to a high-end strip club with me. He is afraid he will lose control and won’t be able to send money back to his family in Africa but we are going to do it anyway.
On the next episode of SOAP…
Those are all real situations BTW and it is a slow time.
Mentioning the imaginary girl’s ethnicity, occupation and attractiveness: that’s the trifecta, so put your affairs in order and take a triple shot.
Aw, shit!
The funny this was that my coworkers tried to call bullshit on Russian poker player until I showed them the messages and photos. I have gotten some really elite dates but I think I am going to stick with my current one because we are a natural match and it takes no effort. All I really care about is my daughters though. I love women in general but I am never getting married again. I will just burn through as many as possible and I am in the perfect position to do that now.
Aaaccckkk! I am out, I lose or I win or…I don’t know. Anywho, my brain hurts again.
I said this before and I’ll say it again. Do. Not. Delude. Yourself. Into. Thinking. We. Care. The fact that you keep comparing your life to soap operas implies that we give two flying fucks about anything you’re saying, and I’m sorry, but that’s just not the case. Everyone’s lives are interesting, you fucking twat. We just don’t go around trumpeting it on message boards. Even if a sliver of what you’re saying is true, WHO. CARES. Your cock is the size of a green bean and your daughters are going to be spit out the bottom of the porn barrel someday if you keep this up. My GOD, shut the fuck up already, you worthless piece of shit.
I had been receiving unsolicited tittie pics from a girl in Alabama. I have convinced her that I am her friend I do not need titties for her to get my attention. She has also accepted that I am poor and am not interested in paying for other pictures.
She now sends me racy cartoons and jokes.
How very. I am the one with over 700 replies and 25 thousand views so far in a Pit thread dedicated to me. That is a metric shit-ton of completely uninterested people. I am going to have to learn how to get people “that don’t give two flying fucks” about something to get a response rate like that because it is very marketable.
You’re almost as popular as Donald Trump, George Zimmerman and Jerry Sandusky!