Not Natasha but equally Russian. She certainly didn’t leave me. We spent 6 hours together and I only left because she had to go to bed at a casino hotel to play poker again today. I will have to see if she writes or calls. She said she would but I am not sure what I can do with her because she is one of those people that will break you by association just because their tastes are so expensive. Her walk-in closet in her 5000+ square foot house isn’t a closet at all. It is a full room with custom built shelves. Paris Hilton can bite my ass. I got the real deal at least for a night and maybe more.
Cachinnation ensues.
Another wall of text masturbation fantasy. Sorry no misognyst no interest reading your wall of text fantasies. I just notice you continue the pathetic attention seeking fantasies generation.
Peppermint Oreo Truffles
Ingredients:
36 regular Oreos
8 ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
1 teaspoon peppermint extract
16 ounces dark melting wafers or almond bark
1 tablespoon crushed candy cane
Directions:
Place whole Oreos in a food processor or blender and puree until finely crushed. Add the cream cheese and extract. Puree until well combined.
Scoop the mixture out into 1 inch balls (about 2 teaspoons), roll into a ball and place on a wax paper lined pan. Place the balls in the fridge for 2 hours or freezer for 30 minutes.
Melt the chocolate according to directions. Take half the balls out of the fridge at a time(so the others stay firm and easy to dip). Dip each ball into the chocolate using a toothpick or fork. Let the excess chocolate drip back in the bowl. Place on a wax paper lined baking sheet and immediately sprinkle crushed peppermint candy on top. Repeat with remaining Oreo balls. Remelt the chocolate as needed.
Store in the fridge.
Do you have problems with the toothpick breaking from the weight combined with the dipping process?
Do you have to use regular Oreos, or can you substitute another variety like cookie butter Oreos?
I’m not sure, I haven’t made these particular ones. My cousin made some for Xmas, and this was the first recipe I could find that sounded like her’s. I’ll ask.
Does anyone have any good Russian recipes? I don’t mean cooking actual Russians. I mean something that is fairly easy to prepare and would impress a real Russian. My date last night already buys caviar in bulk so it is going to take something really good.
Oooh, interesting idea. I would think any type of Oreo that doesn’t conflict with the candy cane would be yummy. Maybe the mint ones?
The Russians are sure interested in our morons.
Starting with Trump.
I almost didn’t bother to open this because it’s getting boring, but now I’ve learned a new word. Thanks, Morgenstern!
Uh Guin???
You know his Eproctophilia is not controlled, right? You’re enabling him.
Which of the expensive restaurants at Foxwoods are we talking about here, Shaggy? Careful, one is closed for renovations.
I think someone swiped a few paragraphs from somebody else’s fan fiction. :dubious:
I looked it up – it seems John Oliver was indeed at the Foxwoods Casino. Not that that means Shaggy was there, mind you.
Well hey, he wanted Russian recipes. Slavic food is delicious, but it’s been known to make a person clear out a room. Most of it tends to heavy on the cabbage and onions. (At least the ones I know, although they’re mainly Polish or Slovak). Russian cuisine has its roots in peasant fair – if Shaggy’s looking for stuff like filet mignon and escargo, he’s probably going to be disappointed. Caviar is a delicacy, not a staple.
Seriously though, I DID locate Evgeni Malkin’s mother’s recipe for borscht.
I don’t have to be careful. It was less 24 hours ago - David Burke’s Prime Steakhouse. It was packed and the service was terrible but we had time so we didn’t make a big deal of it.
Except (assuming we actually believe your story), like a dick, you stiffed the waiter because of something that was completely out of their control. Typical.
If she actually exists, I’m guessing this “Russian poker player” is an unsuccessful mail-order bride with a gambling problem. John Oliver was indeed at the Foxwoods, so it’s not impossible for them to have been there. They probably spent the rest of their time there playing the slots between shots of cheap vodka.
(BTW, you know it’s not hard to look up names of professional poker players, right? It shouldn’t be too hard to find out this shit. I’m not interested in actually doing so, but just so you know…)