…can you read…?
When did they get a Sizzler in Worcester?
Fucking champion.
It was Coaches in Wayland, MA. I just didn’t want to get spitballed in the back by the SDMB’s crack team of assassins while I was there. The service and quality were surprisingly great especially for a suburban restaurant. It also wasn’t quite as expensive as I thought but it still cost about $200. That included wine, beef carpaccio, lobster, oysters, crab, shrimp, grilled calamari and vegetable sides. Highly recommended.
I did have some embarrassment when I was coming home. I stopped at a gas station and the attendant told me to wipe my mouth. And then again and again. He asked me why I had red lipstick smeared all over my mouth. I realized the problem and told him I that I was just keeping up foreign relations and just made out with a Russian chick. Every man understands that type of answer and he gave me a high-five.
Early night? Did she have a curfew? Or just a big hand to play tomorrow?
Big hand to play tomorrow at Foxwoods. You have to rest up for that stuff. She is playing against other pros. We talked about moving to a Caribbean island with casinos in a few years after our kids are out of school because she can beat tourists easily but that is still in the early stages. She really is a math wiz and can destroy anyone below the pro level at poker. She just gets mad because she can’t beat the best male players in the world consistently and she is usually the only woman playing in her tournaments.
I don’t think there was any sex in Pretty Woman and yet women love it. I never understood the point except the shopping sprees. I do take married women out sometimes and their husbands love it because they trust me and they don’t have to deal with her for the night and they can do whatever they want. Who wouldn’t want that? I never had a problem being platonic friends with women and I have a bunch of them. Take my wife please.
There was. Maybe, if you don’t understand or remember what happened in a movie featuring a prostitute as the starring role, or the reasons why people like it, you shouldn’t use it as a reference. It seems like the actual plot of the movie completely passed you by.
That’s exactly the place I was thinking of, and I drove right by it this evening. I wonder if you were still there when I went past. I was on my way to…
…nah, no one would believe it.
Let’s talk movies now. Where is the sex in Pretty Woman? I didn’t think there is any but I am willing to be proven wrong. Women tend to love the movie for all the wrong reasons.
(Snipped)
I found a pic of Shagnasty and his Russian beauty.
For anyone interested in his tricks, scratch that, skills…
http://www.copypasteandbang.com/media.html
Yeah, no, the problem with her is that I can’t afford her. She is a former trophy wife that has the biggest diamonds I have ever seen on her fingers. She also has bracelets that cost $7000. Her house is estimated at $1.5 million+. There is nothing about her that is remotely affordable.
I am just thrilled that she likes me and invited me Foxwoods and then to a fancy suburban Massachusetts restaurant but she is a former trophy wife and took her ex-husband to the cleaners but she can bankrupt me just by association because her tastes are so expensive.
OTOH, I really like making out with her. It isn’t as cost effective as a strip club but much more emotionally gratifying. I will have to see where it goes. Messing around with professional poker players is like poking a cobra in puppy costume but no one ever accused me of having any sense.
The menu: Menu │ Coach Grill │ Steakhouse Restaurant | Wayland Boston
wine: cheapest bottle is $37
beef carpaccio: $18 (appetizers)
lobster: $18.90 (appetizers - see “crab and lobster louie”)
oysters: $16 (appetizers)
crab $18.90 ( appetizers - see “crab and lobster louie”)
shrimp: $17 (appetizers)
grilled calamari: $14.50 (appetizers)
vegetable sides: between $9 and $14.70
Let’s be generous and assume that you bought only the cheapest options, and you shared all of them with your “girlfriend”.
With two of the cheapest “sides” and taking into account you can get both crab AND lobster in one starter dish, your grand total of $139.40 (plus a no doubt “substandard tip”) does indeed come to under $200.
Well done. I am sure your “date” appreciated it.
Your selections aren’t quite the right ones but close enough. The final bill was just under $200 and that wasn’t bad. It is an excellent restaurant.
You better bet your your ass my date appreciated it. We held hands during the dinner and she was all over me in the parking lot. I want to end the Cold War once and for all and I am doing my part.
Nothing but appetizers to share, embarrassingly lame jokes, and home before 10:00?
I await the nukes.
Has to be home before 10, curfew is at 11.
During a blizzard?
When it was 2ºF outside?
It was a school night, after all. Though my parents never let me stay up that late til I was at least in high school… I guess he’s a pretty lax dad.