Well, she *is *Russian.
The night they go to the opera.
Dr. Shagvago.
Why would she bankrupt you with her expensive tastes if she’s so rich herself?
Are you familiar with rich women? They don’t pay for stuff themselves and they will keep upping the ante until they break you. I was with one for 17 years and I have two spoiled daughters now. They look at me like I am ATM with a glitch. I am not poor myself at all but I can’t keep up with them. It just gets to be more and more very quickly and nothing is ever good enough until they push it to the limit. Your money is hers and her money is also hers. That is the reason that my old house now belongs to my ex-wife and her garage to house her BMW X5 is literally bigger than my condo. Unfortunately, I have a weakness for that type.
When I see giant diamond rings and $7000 gold bracelets, I know perfectly well what is going to happen if I don’t protect myself but I can’t resist. The money only goes one way.
Oh, duh, I forgot. “Women” are monolithic.
But why would a rich woman who wants a guy to spend a lot of money on her waste time with a poor schlepper like you?
Oh, what the hell. Anyone think we can keep this going to page 30? Shags, keep saying things.
Maybe for the same reasons we keep reading this thread. But only because it’s free, of course.
Don’t be so conservative. Let’s shoot for 100 at least.
I can totally believe that Shagnasty’s stories are true, minus a high-fiving gas jockey or two, because they’re just so damn pedestrian. Wayland! The ultimate wanna-be town. So perfect.
Because I am not poor at all. I don’t even like most poor people but a few are passable in their own way. I just can’t keep up with the Melania Trump’s of the world but that is what I keep shooting for. Sleep tight though, it always backfires in my face in the long-term. It is like buying a baby tiger. Sure, I can get one but just wait until it needs to eat 25 pounds of meat a day when it grows up just to stay healthy and you have to keep it tightly constrained.
Is it? Besides, that restaurant is right on the line with Weston.
And I really did drive by it last night. Didn’t see anyone making out in the parking lot, but then I wasn’t really looking.
You had to be there at just the right time. Apparently I came out of the encounter looking like a drag queen. Russians love their red lipstick and it transfers easily.
Speaking of, it seems I finally found your picture.
I am the brunette in case anyone is curious. Hot!
I have a mild version of triskaidekaphobia so there is no way I can let this thread stand at 1313 replies. That is just bad Juju as my Nigerian coworker will tell you.
I finally got my Jewish heiress to cry and apologize on the phone. That was the real goal all along. It isn’t any good if it doesn’t end in tears and they better not be mine.
My Russian poker player and I are starting talks about a Caribbean vacation soon and I now have 9 more on the bench that I don’t know what to do with. I am going to have to start using spreadsheets to keep track of them. My behavioral neuroscience education is finally starting to pay off. I can emotionally manipulate people easily and that translates well into getting new ones on demand. It is all just stimulus-response, operant conditioning and reward/punishment but you have to time it correctly and I am getting good at that. I could do it to you too and you wouldn’t even realize what is happening. Being able to psychologically manipulate other people is the real ultimate power. Most people that know me in real life truly believe that I am a nice person.
For $200, they’ll let you think anything you want about them.
As for keeping track, doesn’t your Backpage account have that feature?
Good for you, Shags. :rolleyes: Unfortunately, nobody here knows you in real life, so we don’t give a shit. We just find you an entertaining jagoff.
There are a few that do and they know that I am telling the truth. I am as sweet as apple pie in real life but I am addicted to dating websites. I adore you too.
I just picked up a beautiful Iranian local with a Ph.D that likes to play pool about an hour ago. I set a new record for first contact to date confirmation at less than 2 hours. I made it clear that I just wanted a friend because the Russian poker player is my most likely girlfriend but I can do both without them knowing about each other. The first date is two days from now. I always wanted a Persian (not the cats) and couldn’t resist.
There is no Backpage with me. My Nigerian coworker does that stuff and it is gross. I am strictly really high end. There is a $100,000 minimum annual income plus beauty to even pay to play. It usually takes a whole lot more than than but that is the starter. I don’t go out with anyone that makes less than six figures. It doesn’t mean they are a bad person, it just conflicts with my long-term goals.
WTF is Backpage?