We know the villian’s name is always an anagram that proves to be his undoing. Cf. “I am Lord Voldemort.”
Or Alucard.
What we didn’t know until now was that when susan replies to your post, you get an email notice that you were replied to by “perfectly cromulent” which is an anagram for “Occult Ferrymen Pelt”.
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Technically, it can be an anagram, but it is more like an anadrome.
It is like when in an older anime, 8 man, the mechanical hero’s name was Tobor, read it backwards and groan…
Or
Damn turd pol
Hey, that’s Occult Pelt Ferrymen to you! Rabbit pelt for the rabbit hole.
This sounds like a valuable deal! If I buy a four-ounce packet of Canadian dirt, and put in on the floor in my living room, and stand on it, does that make me a Canadian resident? Can I then get the vaunted Canadian Universal Health Care?
Don’t forget the mysterious physician Dr. Acula.
Also “Citadel Moron”, “Clarinet Doom”, “Rectal Domino”, and “A Colored Mint”. Connect the dots, sheeple!
Connecting dots is socialism!
Assuring everyone has an adequate number of dots is socialism!

Assuring everyone has an adequate number of dots is socialism!
I knew that Little Dot was up to no good!
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but no one has a right to their own dots.
(And lately, I’m rethinking the “right to their own opinion.”)

I do not know if you can mix the liquids with industrial bleach for double the detox, but what possible harm could there be?
That is, actually, excellent advice. Do this and you will not die of COVID.
One might argue that the side effects (agonizing death) are a bit extreme - but you WILL NOT DIE OF COVID.

Typo_Negative:
event held at the World Equestrian Center in Ocala,
I seriously thought that was a typo or a joke.
Ocala is horse country. Also known for being John Travolta’s home, or at least one of them.
~Max

Ocala is horse country.
Well sure. But pushing a horse de-wormer at an equestrian center? The Onion is going to go out of business.

But pushing a horse de-wormer at an equestrian center?
Wait – somebody discovered that ivermectin works for horses too?

Wait – somebody discovered that ivermectin works for horses too?
This just in-Republicans unmasked as centaurs.