Shame on those that refuse the vaccine

And the child might inherit the ability to bite its own tail.

(Well, head up the ass is close enough.)

Oh it’s THAT motherfucker who has COVID now?

Good.

That article is filled with clever pairings like this.

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I don’t know Maya Yang but I like her style.

Ironically, he has hit upon one of the main reasons we need masks, distancing and vaccinations in the first place.

I should have guessed that! Part of my mom’s maiden name was “bor.” I knew it meant wine.