Shame on those that refuse the vaccine

And the child might inherit the ability to bite its own tail.

(Well, head up the ass is close enough.)

Oh it’s THAT motherfucker who has COVID now?

Good.

That article is filled with clever pairings like this.

Also:

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I don’t know Maya Yang but I like her style.

Ironically, he has hit upon one of the main reasons we need masks, distancing and vaccinations in the first place.

I should have guessed that! Part of my mom’s maiden name was “bor.” I knew it meant wine.

An amusing (IMO) Jimmy Kimmel children’s book reading about a child with anti covid vax parents:

I was in the ER for the second time over the holiday weekend – first time was likely unrelated to my eventual diagnosis of a prostate infection – and could hear a patient being treated in the exam bay behind mine.

Keeping my thoughts together is still a bit difficult.

So, there’s me and this other patient whose first language is obviously Spanish, given that ER staff asked if he wanted a translator, in separate ER bays which share a back wall. ER staff was going through the intake questionnaire and got down to “Are you vaccinated for COVID?” I didn’t quite catch the answer but it was obviously in the negative, given the staff’s incredulous “Why not? Religion? Doctor said not to? What?” I didn’t hear much else.

You fucking dick…

Televangelist Marcus Lamb Who Called Vaccine Mandate ‘Sin’ Against God Dies Of COVID (msn.com)

…is what God will say to you and those who believed you when you meet him.

Republicans boost benefits for workers who quit over vaccine mandates (msn.com)

We should give them all free booze, pistols and Judas Priest records.

Socialism!

This is one of those cases where Saint Peter really should have a red button to activate a spring plaform and propel the rejected arrival through an array of giant pinball bumpers on a trajectory toward a spiral slide to Hades.

What did they do wrong to deserve that? Judas Priest, not the Hoaxvid people.

Exactly! Rob Halford, their lead singer even put out a PSA about how to disinfect surfaces in March 2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf5UG_wPU5o

Weren’t they sued by a couple of teenagers (or, more likely, the parents) for causing the kids to shoot themselves? I was guessing that’s what @Typo_Negative meant.

That is correct. The case was thrown out of court.

GOP again shown complicit in deaths by COVID

Missouri GOP Gov. Denies Hiding Study Proving Mask Effectiveness Against COVID (msn.com)

In a November 3, 2021 email forwarded to Parson’s office, state health Director Donald Kauerauf wrote that the study showed that masked regions reported “a lower positivity rate per 100,000 and experienced lower death rates.”

However, the study itself was neither made public nor used in material the department prepared for cabinet meetings, the Missouri Independent reported.

Parson called reports of the allegedly hidden study “purposefully misleading.” He said that data contained in the study had been available on the state’s COVID-19 dashboard for months.

Note that he was careful to state that “the Data contained in the study” was on display, But the publicly available data isn’t the study. The analysis of that data and the results of that analysis is the study. A raw data dump is not particularly helpful.

Yes the findings were on public display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard. What more do you want?

Why would you believe some elitist scientist’s interpretation of the data when you can do it yourself? Sure, as a Missouri taxpayer I’ve already paid for the study, but can I believe it without looking at the raw data myself?

Those of you panicking because you cannot buy magic Canadian dirt by the four-ounce packet for $110 (the company shut down after government action was taken, undoubtedly part of the Pharma plot to conceal cures*), in order to detox from Covid vaccination (or to ward off cooties from vaccinated people) will be pleased to know that you can apparently still buy the stuff on eBay. The bidding is now up over $150.

Also, Amazon continues to sell a ton of fulvic acid supplements which operate on the same principle, that the end products of decomposition from a Canadian bog are excellent to drink for many health reasons. I do not know if you can mix the liquids with industrial bleach for double the detox, but what possible harm could there be?

*https://www.nbcnews.com/news/magic-dirt-internet-fueled-defeated-pandemics-weirdest-mlm-rcna6950?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

I thought they were crazy too until I learned the truth that “delta omicron” is an anagram for “media control”.