Pre-emptive self-mockery - a shout-out to the snarkpit.
She is going to stab you in the kidney. You have two though so fancy that.
I’m rather new here, so don’t have the tone of poster’s pasts or anything, but it doesn’t sound like the OP is bitching so much as singing the blues and laughing at himself. Just…yah. Be careful.
May I add that one of my last roommates was a very hot, very crazy lady, in more ways than one. Surrounded by women with every experience imagineable, she’d still go out of her way to shock as many guys as she could with how wild she was, and then get pissed at them when they didn’t want anything to do with her once the lights were on. Guys dealing with her can write her off and say ‘crazy sex, yah!’ but even women friends can tell you she’s going through the same drill, the same emotional cutting, the same thing everyone does to an extent when they drink too much or drive too fast or do something they know they shouldn’t just to feel their heartbeat faster.
Such as screw crazy people, repeatedly. 
Just…yah. Be careful. Campsite rules and all <leave it better than you found it>
Yes, but both the highs and lows were so intense. She was so hot and so psycho.
That’s not quite the vibe I’m getting from him - I’m getting more of a “I can’t help myself” vibe, and that’s what I’m responding to (in case it’s not clear, I think that’s total bullshit).
Eh… just keep fucking her. Everyone needs a hobby.
First time I read your post, I read “Everyone needs a baby.”
As you get older, you realize that your life experience means little to young people, that they have to make their own mistakes/choices. I remember being young and knowing best, so all I’ll say to the OP is “Good luck!”
Closed at the request of the OP.
twickster, MPSIMS moderator