As to how, I don’t really know and I’m not sure I want to; but Billy Rubin, the OP of the “prehensile rectum” thread I linked to earlier, offered this explanation:
multiple assholes made me think of multiple vaginas…
I work in a non-profit in which the public comes in on a daily basis.
We finally had to put up an “Out of Order” sign up, and after that “No Public Restroom” sign on the front door.
Some people are gross.
We occasionally get raided by the Ass Splatter Ghoul at work.
An anus is only so large, and assuming you’re on the toilet, most of it should be confined to the bowl. Cases of shit covering every surface within a 20 meter radius HAVE to be deliberate and, I agree, is common enough to warrant an entry in the DSM.
Alcoholism can cause Phantom Supershitter Syndrome
I’m afraid it happened to me. On the highway with no where to pull off (literally, Glenwood Canyon), I feel gas is building behind well, what turned out to be diarrhea. Hit me out of the blue.
I finally find a pull off and it’s a rest stop.
I manage to make it to the stall, but as soon as I start sitting down, well… I cleaned up the stall as best as I could. Draped a paper towel over the door with out of order written on it.
I work in a large office with about 150 on our floor. When I go to use the ladies room I always try to remember to never look directly into the stalls because what has been seen cannot be unseen. What often happens is I walk by the first and glance in and there’s pee all over the seat. Try the next one: looks like someone’s had an abortion in there. Ok next: omg somebody needs a doctor if that’s what’s coming out of you.
One time there was an actual poo on the floor. Not diarrhea, not a whole poo, just a small log. I don’t get how that happens. If you’re sitting on the toilet, how does a poo jump up and roll away?? And then, let’s say that somehow happened. So what, you just think “yep, there’s my poo” and walk away??
There used to be one lady who had some sort of severe skin disorder and after she left the stall there would be white flakes fully covering the entire black toilet seat.
More often than not I walk in one door, make my way across the fronts of the stalls and all of them are unusable so I walk out the other door and go down a floor to use theirs.
With such a dysfunctional mother, it’s not surprising that the little shit was trying to run away from home.
Sounds like the old beaver had a bad case of dandruff.
The feeble old lady leaving the restroom at a Sbarro’s in the mall left a shitstorm in the stall. I was in the mood for a calzone but i fled after warning an employee and never returned to a sbarros anywhere since that ugly day.
I have had some bad diarrhea in my life, just recently all three of us got some bug and were shitting basically water for a day. Somehow it all still ended up in the toilet.
I could see MAYBE someone with mobility problems shitting on the seat, or floor by the toilet. But walls? Ceiling? Thats not a health problem aside from mental health.
I heard that some (if not most) of the American Ebola patients had diarrhea so severe, they were not only blowing out their diapers, it was running over the sides of the bed and dripping onto the floor. :eek: 
However, this was not unexpected, and the people who had to clean this up were already suited up in Hazmat gear. ETA: Dr. Crozier has said that he was producing 8 liters of the stuff a day, and because he was comatose, they simply inserted a catheter into his rectum with a bag attached to it. :eek:
I’ve also heard that people using dressing rooms as bathrooms is not unusual too. I worked at Target for several years and that was just about the only thing I DIDN’T hear about that went on there! 
Anyway, vomit I can understand, because that can hit a person really fast, but #2? I don’t get it either.
I walked into a gas station bathroom desperate to pee. The bathroom contains a sink, a pipe where the urinal was ripped off the wall, a stall sealed with duct tape, and the final stall. This final stall had diarrhea on top of the toilet tank, on the seat, on the walls, and on the floor. It made me wonder what was in the other stall if this was the one they left open!
The body of the guy who messed up the other.
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Some people have intestinal issues that can result in a shitspray if they are delayed in getting to a toilet in time, and are damned embarrassed by it. Others are pigs.
Not knowing any other details, Ill give the benefit of the doubt to the exploding ass being physiological.
Yeah butt…
If I ever have an exploding rectum scenario in public you can bet your ass I WILL be doing my best to clean it up personally then and there. And if not that for some complication, a big assed apology and some cash to the powers that be that will have to clean it up.
So, at best, these folks are assholes that make their shitting problems other peoples problems. And at worst, and probably the case a good bit of the time, they did that shit on purpose.
I’m not going to slink away like some fiber overloaded hippo from the scene of the crime.
Reminds me of people who don’t want to pick up their own dogs shit because its too gross. Do they think picking up (or stepping in) somebody ELSES dogs shit is somehow better?
How do people like this handle their own bathroom issues? :rolleyes:
I’m oddly glad of this thread. Way back, when I worked in fast food during college, I had to clean the bathrooms and found this exact scenario once. It was pretty disgusting. I assumed it was kids because I can’t imagine any adult acting like a monkey throwing feces around like that.
Some people go out to movies a lot.
Some people go out to dance a lot.
Some people go out to eat a lot.
Some people go out to shit a lot.
At least once every month or so some embarrassed person comes to quietly let me know that somebody has again taken a shit in the library urinal.
It’s very funny, how they decide to tell me that they have encountered another person’s feces in an unexpected way. One dude just yelled on his way to the escalator “Hey somebody shit in your urinal!” Another one sort of sidled up and whispered and all I heard was “defecated”. Maybe one of those was it? But which one?