(Just remembered this) When I was in college, I was a hotel banquet server, and one night, my roommate and I were on the late shift at a wedding reception…and someone had expelled mass quantities out both ends at the same time. :eek: Even worse, it smelled of alcohol (which explained a lot) and the culprit turned out to be a tween girl who was running around drinking out of glasses that had been left on tables (which is one reason why the wait staff collects them if you walk away from them). Both of us said we would quit before cleaning that up, and the dishwashers, who were young men, said, “Oh, we both worked at McDonald’s before this, and had to deal with this all the time.” Sure enough, they put on long gloves and got out the proper cleaners, and cleaned that up without batting an eye. :o
One of our friends said, “Her parents should have tossed her into the back of a pickup truck, and run her through a carwash!” And let’s just say that another person to whom I told this story said, “Chances are, it was NOT the first time she had done this.”
As for poop being expelled everywhere, it just occurred to me that someone might have a faulty colostomy. Anyone here have any experience with those?
The manager told me he’d been cleaning up the bathroom, it happened several times, someone was smearing shit on the walls of the mens toilets. He thought someone had it in for him and he felt he couldn’t ask the cleaner to clean it up. Turns out one of the workers had had an affair with the cleaner and was now … getting back at her - well that backfired buddy.
I was in the ER with my mother once. This was before our hospital remodeled and a number of the stations were seperated only by pull-along curtains.
In a nearby station a nurse must have walked in on a guy waiting. I heard her start hollering “Where do you think you are you stupid @#$%^&*?” I heard him giggling. Later I overheard that the dude was high and used the sink in the ER station to pee in. The nurse, according to regs, had to call in a bio-hazards team to clean up.
When my boyfriend used to produce shows with bands at the local bars we had one band beg us for a show date.
We told them there would be no audience that night. We didn’t want them. We agreed to door deal plus they could crash at our house.
There were three people in the place. We spent 25 bucks getting posters made and the door draw was 15 dollars. We gave them the 15, fed them after the show and let them sleep at our place.
The next morning I woke to find a walnut sized perfectly round shit ball on my toilet seat.
It looked very Zen.
The one described to me at a Kroger employee restroom was done on purpose.
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And let’s just say that another person to whom I told this story said, “Chances are, it was NOT the first time she had done this.”
Anyone here have any experience with those?