From the fact that he says he’s 20, I’m guessing that he’s 20. 
Oh yes, dump the girlfriend, friend. And don’t do it by making bullshit excuses, either. Grow a pair and say, “I don’t want to date you any more. Good bye.”
Can you imagine the dump process he’ll use.
Honey, let’s talk about our relationship.
Ok
I posted some stuff on an internet message board about how you are a hag and most everyone there said I should dump you…
NO MORE INTERNET FOR YOU MONKEY BOY!
Yes dear.
Beautiful. Sheer poetry.
You’re my hero.
I dunno. Is there any chance that the Yalies have moved on to the SDMB now that Ann and Abby have retired?
Aw, shucks. {blushing, digging toe in ground}
I just died at that.