[QUOTE=danceswithcats]
Result is most better when included brand have convenient shaped ladle for bum shoving into!
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Not sure what this means, but I agree.
[QUOTE=Rick]
Not sure what this means, but I agree.
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You’ve been smoking some bad granola.
I get a lot of Japanese spam, from which I conclude there are millions of unsatisfied women over here.
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]
I get a lot of Japanese spam, from which I conclude there are millions of unsatisfied women over here.
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Forward it to Auto he will be happy to help out.
If you believe the latest polls, there actually are millions of unsatisfied women in Japan.
You know, I’m really glad I can’t see the google ads for this thread.
hey, the ads are actually pretty interesting:
ad 1: “Salvage vehicles—15000 new listings, collision or flood”
ad 2: “Online salvage auctions–the global marketplace for salvage goods”
ad 3: “10 diet rules that work—lost 9 lbs in 11 days with these easy rules”
ad 4: “Clean change company”–“Wendy Sullivan Specialists in Clean Language”
I don’t get it-where is Google’s logic in choosing these ads?
I guess it will be a long,long time before artificial intelligence programs will actually work.
[QUOTE=Zebra]
You know, I’m really glad I can’t see the google ads for this thread.
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You mean the one for a "Florida Sinkhole Lawyer? I believe situations like this is one-half of what originally prompted this thread. 
I’m seeing ads for Auto Insurance.
I guess when to do the nasty with a ladle, insurance is a darn good idea.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Well, now I laugh at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 3 months and now my peter is extremely longer than world.
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Ah, the legendary Midgard serpent.
[QUOTE=Wonderwall6129]
Well, who can blame them? I, too, would be pleased if someone brought me a giant deer!
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Awww! It’s so cute!
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Awww! It’s so cute!
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Yeah, but we’re talking Mega small deer. So how big are they?
And do they satisfy Japanese women?
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]
Imagine my surprise when I was repeatedly informed that I could only (and I’m paraphrasing because spamfilter destroyed them 
) please my woman by increasing my ejakulate. I’ve gone so long without knowing that “ladies want it by the bucket”
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Women tell me mine makes a great conditioner and moisturizing lotion!
Sadly, our work’s email filter sends us a digest of blocked emails several times a day (to let us free email we need that it caught by mistake*). So we get all the dick complaints bundled, with the ‘you have an ecard from. . .’ and the watch ads.
Tell me, how does this subject line make sense: Sold Out - LIMITED OFFER! . . .
I get tons of these. Why would anyone want to buy - - something that’s not available because it’s sold out?
*For some reason it always catches ASCE newsletters and a lot of things from CalTrans.
It means you waited too long to reply. 
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I get those too. Here are some funny ones from today. (snip)
I’m interested, but there are so many different brand names. Oh woe is me; which should I choose?!
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The one for the colon cleanse. It probaby actually works, and should help keep down the whizgiggling in the not-private double-you-seas. And who doesn’t want to be ten pounds lighter?
[QUOTE=tdn]
I’m seeing ads for Auto Insurance.
I guess when to do the nasty with a ladle, insurance is a darn good idea.
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I’d only buy it if I get Erin as part of my package.
I think I know what a whizgiggle is and I’m going to use that term. Soon. I’m sure the opportunity will arise.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I’d only buy it if I get Erin as part of my package.
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Oh yeah! That’s the Erin I’m talkin’ 'bout!
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