Okay everyone. I seem to have a sign prominently displayed on my person, at least when my roommate’s around. It apparently says (in large, flashing letters, no less) “Please, tell me about your sex life, I really, really want to know!”
While she is welcome to have a sex life, of course, I’d prefer not to have to hear about it. Admittedly, there’s not much summer left, and then I’ll never have to see her again, so I suppose waiting it out’s an option.
But . . . anyone got invisible sign removal/modification ideas?
on your right eyelid, write “SHUT”. on your left, “UP”. whenever she starts talking to you about her randy goings-on, do a “Shut-the-right-eye, shut-the-left” half-blinking, half-winking thing. she’ll catch on soon enough.
for backup, write “I’m sorry” on your backside, just in case she gets pissed.
Details, we need more details. What exactly is she saying. Word for word now. . .
Wait, let CheifScott get his recorder set up. OK – spill.
In all seriousness, is she telling you because she’s bragging? Or because she really isn’t getting any (the ones who talk about it the most get it the least)? Why does she think you care? Were you at first fascinated, but now repulsed, or did you truly do nothing to bring on this sharing?
Do you think she’d stop if she knew you were telling the world about her exploits on the SMDB?
Next time she does it, listened to her very attentively, and smile and wink a lot. When she’s done say something to the effect of “wow, that’s almost exactly how I fantasized about it last night, but of course, in my fantasy it was the three of us!”
