Somebody stole my truck once. I found it and got it back before the police ever did. The bitch (I found out it was some girl in the neighborhood, but nobody would tell me who) reprogrammed all my radios stations to rap music.
That pissed me off all most as much as the little bitch taking it.
I’m really trying to be nice. I really really am, and maybe I let things piss me off that I shouldn’t.
Anyway, can I tell y’all another crazy white bitch story?
This is why I don’t like altercations with my neighbors.
Back when I lived in the city, one day I found a beer bottle in my front yard. This went on for several days and I finally saw it was some guy from way down the road was walkoh down the sidewalk everyday. He was always drinking a beer, and he always finished at my house and threw the bottle in my yard.
I don’t take too well to people throwing their trash in my yard (or anything else for that matter which is another crazy white bitch story involving a Jamaican drug lord whose gun ended up in my yard).
To say I was pissed would be an understatement.
So one day, the jerk comes strolling by and throws the bottle which lands just a few feet from me. So now, not only is he throwing trash in MY yard, but he had the nerve to do it* in front of me*, and could have hit me with it.
I swear, I do not remember picking up that bottle.
All I know is that the bottle is heading for the back of his head. It must have been the adrenaline, because I have the most limp-wristed, throw like a girl, couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn aim out there.
I remember thinking, I wonder if I can get arrested for this, I’d better be prepared to run and grab that bottle because my fingerprints are on it.
The bottle missed his head, but he must have felt it blow by his ear, because he whipped around and before he could say a word, I said,‘Throw another bottle in my yard, motherfucker, and you’ll be pulling the shards out of your ass’.
He spun around and hurried away, and I never had another beer bottle in my yard.
Anyway, what led up to this is… I had to go out and get the goofy dog. Sometimes he gets stuck behind the door and we have to go out and guide him in.
I have cigarette butts all over the side yard. The neighbor stands out on his deck and I guess is flicking the butts this way and I am PISSED.
Why do people have to be such rude assholes?
I don’t know if I should wait until I see him and ask him to please stop. Pick them up and throw them over the fence. Bitch to the landlord. Start throwing my trash over the fence.
To me, these things should not even be an issue. People should mind their own business and stay on their own damn side of the fence.