Simetra's Strange Observation ((Warning: Adult Material))

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was thirsty… I wanted a soda…

So, off I went to our dorm lobby to grab a Wild Cherry Pepsi. It was cool out and I was walking slowly… enjoying the night air.

Our dorms face outside, and everyone has a little window next to their front door. No one ever seems to leave their window open, so it struck me as odd that the guy three doors down from me had his blinds pulled up and his window open a bit. Guess he was enjoying the night air too… or so I thought.

As I walked by his open window, my voyeuristic tendencies got the best of me and I peeked in. “Isn’t that sweet?” I thought, “His girlfriend is laying against his leg as he’s sitting in his chair. They look peaceful.”

Thinking nothing more of it than that, I continued on and got my soda. As I was walking back to my room though… I couldn’t help but glance in his window again… darn my voyeuristic nature.

“Holy crap! Did I see what I think I just saw?!”

I did a triple take… then backed up slowly and peered in. Sure enough… there was this guy… bare ass naked. And his girlfriend was giving him probably the loudest, most enthusiastic blow-job I’ve ever seen. I could hear the smack of her lips. And she wasn’t being nice to Mr. Penis either. She was doing that Jello-Neck Head-Bob thing at 100mph. It also didn’t help that she had her top off and her breasts were flopping around like Roger Ebert having a grand mal seizure.

But I digress… I finally managed to avert my eyes from the spectacle at hand and continued on my way to my room. “I guess they don’t mind that anyone can see them…” I thought. Then, realizing that maybe they didn’t mean to leave the window open, I did what I think was the humantarian thing and returned to his door. Keeping my eyes down and my hands at my sides, I knocked. The shuffling ensued… followed by a grunt and a “What?!”

“Did you know your window was open?” I said.

“Huh?” came the reply as he opened the door with a towel around his waist.

I looked down. “Your window… it’s open. People can see inside. Did you know?”

He turned every shade of red possible. “I do now… OH MY GOD!” He hastily closed the window and the blinds. His girlfriend, hiding behind the door, went what we professionals like to call, “ape-shit”.

“Thank you so much!” he said looking around outside to see how many might’ve seen them and extending his hand.

Needless to say, I wasn’t feeling in a very “hand-shakey” mood… not with him anyway. “That’s okay…” I said holding up my hands and continuing to look down, “You guys just enjoy the rest of your night.”

He closed his door, and proceeded to have a very loud fight with his girlfriend. I returned to my room… pondering whether or not I had done the right thing. Was it noble of me to interupt their pleasure to point out that they were putting on quite a show for everyone else? Or should I have left well enough alone? Should I have let them continue… probably never to be the wiser?

These questions… and the image and sound of her fellating him… are permanently burned into my brain at the moment. Still, it was an odd sight.

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And now I know why your window shades are always closed when I come to visit… :wink:

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I don’t think you should have alerted them. I can see that you had good intentions (the same good intention that correctly prompts us to tell our friend his fly is open), however, I think that in this instance inaction would have been more kind.

With your action their evening changed from a lovely intimate moment into a loud arguement. Sounds like there was lots of embarrassment involved. Without your action they may have remained blissfully unaware of the fact that people could see them. Also, you did admit that you had to make a special effort to see them so you may have been the only one to notice.

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I think you should have left them alone. Seems like you ruined their night.

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He didn’t ruin their night, he told them they had a window open. They chose to throw fits about it.

Sheesh. No wonder folks don’t help each other out as much as they “should”.

The world does not reveolve around a single action. The couple in question could have said “thanks” and then shut the window, had a bit of a laugh and gone on with life. They could have been doing it on purpose. They could have decided to make amatur porn, since someone had already seen them getting it on anyway. But instead at least one member of the couple decided to pitch a fit.

None of those choices are Simetra’s “fault”. The choice he was responsible for (To tell or not to tell) was done, and I think it was the socially responsible/right one.

Lighten up.

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I didn’t read in the original post where he had to “make a special effort to see them.” Had that been the case then I may side with the group that says let things be. That not not being the case, I think the situation was handled just pefectly. Too bad about the fight.

Wouldn’t you want to be told? If so, what’s the big deal? If not, care to tell me where you live and when you and your SO have sex?

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Wow, you are way braver then I could ever be. I don’t think that I would have told them, but that is only because I would never be able to work up the courage to interrupt them.

If I could, though, I probably would have. It is her fault that she took it so hard. I me, if it had been me and my SO, we would have been embarrased, probably had a few nervous giggles and then we would have gotten over it.

Maybe there was more to the story. Maybe she wasn’t really his girlfriend and she was freaked out that her real boyfriend might have seen them. hmmm…

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I didn’t have to make any special effort… they were right out in the open. First floor and two rooms down from the main door into the lobby.

I don’t know if anyone else saw them, but had anyone walked by they would have.

Yeah, it is too bad they got in a fight about it… but I guess my emotions would be running a little high then too… being as private a person I am with that type of thing.

BTW - Yes sweetheart… now shhh… :wink:

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Rereading the OP I can see that I may have misinterpreted the view as requiring special effort (I pictured peeping into a small window). It appears I was incorrect about that.
I still hold my original opinion that the interruption was not necessary. It seems like remaining silent would not have had as much potential to turn out badly (at least if you look at an unfinished blow job as a bad thing, and I think most of us do).

I’m not trying to be uptight about it and I certainly don’t mean to castigate the OP. He asked for an opinion and I gave mine.

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I really should read more closely. What can I say…work interrupts my play too much! It looks like the questions in the OP might have been rhetorical questions. Mea culpa.

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I agree 100%. But I just wanted to point out the line where you said:

I don’t think it was the “member” who started the fight.

Ok, bad joke…

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My first instinct was to post that maybe you should have just knocked on the window, yelled “HEY I CAN SEE YOU” or something equally juvenile, and then run off. Get the deed
done, without the embarassment of a face-to-face. However,
after reading other posts, I think you did the right thing.
Otherwise, they wouldnt have known WHO all saw them, which could potentially be a LOT more embarassing, especially if,
as heraldgwena said, they weren’t exactly “steadies.”

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Hehe… they were, but no offense taken. I love hearing other’s opinions.

Scredle, in all honesty, my first instinct was to tap on the glass and tell the girl, “Hey! You’re doing it all wrong!!”

:smiley:

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My $0.02.

Penny #1:

Were they hot? Most importantly was the girl hot and were her jumblies firm and round?

Penny #2:

I think you should have waited until a later date to bring it up. I agree that you were correct to bring it up, but the method could have used some polish. If the guy is a friend, and not just some nameless schmoe in the dorm, you definately should have brought it up at the next dinner or communal event to the enjoyment of all your closest buddies. This has two pros, first you all get a little chuckle at his expense and it makes for a fun story to share later, second the chick isn’t there to be traumatized by it.

Or you should have tapped him on the shoulder later that night or the next morning after the events were finished. Assuming they were just about done with the evenings festivities, you would have saved some stress.

Now, if they were just getting geared up in your opinion, and they could be endeavouring on a full evening of unintentional exhibitionism you probably should step in more immediately. To do this you should have called his room. That way he gets the ability to be the only one to hear the trouble, and its his choice whether to share the info with his lass. He could answer, calmly notice the drapes were open and shut them “before anyone sees”, and make up some excuse to give her about who called.