Simpletown Mafia the Third

I was waiting to see if something like this would pop up. I bolded the parts that I found the most unbelievable.

unvote septimus
vote snfaulkner

One of three things wil lhappen:
(1) We Lynch Biotop. Truth dawsn; we get TexCat toMorrow etc.
(2) We Lynch Septimus; he flips Vanilla Town. Again Truth is revealed; if we didn’t already pass LYLO we get Biotop toMorrow followed by TexCat.
(3) We Lynch Johnny; he flips Town, but his suspicion about me is followed. That would be disastrous.
(4) We Lynch Johnny; he flips Scum. I regard this as very unlikely.

(4) is so unlikley that I now ask Johnny if he might move his vote to Biotop. If not, I’ll move to septimus, achieving outcome (2), superior to (3).

Why and how on earth are you so certain that septimus is town?

I am confused as fuck by septimus last post talking about himself

Haha wow, Jesus. He clearly means snfaulkner, and so did I. It didn’t even register with me.

I kind of thought septimus would be town based on getting involved in tie breaking then again he could be scum As a tie I think would have been a no lynch.

Who, me? :eek: I read my PM.

I was talking of a self-vote to save JB. Now you decide, PCM. Do you prefer to Lynch sfn or Biotop?

Septimus, I know you are wrong about me, so I don’t think your truth is the Truth. Any feelings you want to share about snf?? You seem to be totally ignoring him.

Isn’t the vote snf 3, septimus and JB at 2 each? And haven’t we passed the hard deadline or is my time zone impairment showing?

Oh, you’re actually talking about yourself and ignoring snfaulkner? Well, it’s moot because I’m heading home. Best of luck, town!

Self vote to suicide ? You claim you know you are town and think sacrificing yourself for someone you suspect is town is a good idea. Didn’t work out for the prof.

Day Two Ended at 4:26PM EST. All votes after 4:26PM are not valid.

1 - Biotop ([del]Johnny Bravo[160][230][/del], septimus[225])
0 - TexCat ([del]septimus[164][225][/del], [del]septimus[217][225][/del])
2 - Johnny Bravo ([del]septimus[186][217][/del], snfaulkner[194], Precambrianmollusc[206])
3 - snfaulkner (Fair Rarity[159], TexCat[177], [del]Kimble[207][228][/del], Johnny Bravo[241])
0 - Fair Rarity ([del]snfaulkner[172][174][/del], [del]Biotop[185][224][/del])
2 - septimus ([del]Kimble[158][207][/del], [del]TexCat[162][177][/del], Biotop[224], Kimble[228], [del]Johnny Bravo[230][241][/del])


What started as a rather slow day in Simpletown ended with a flurry of activity as the Town decided who must die to make the Town safe again. The town settled on snfaulkner.

snfaulker, an Assassin, is dead.

How did this all happen???

I an Town. I was frustrated by septimus’ “case” against me and voted in haste. He may be Scum, but I am not sure.

Unvote septimus

Vote Fair Rarity

Woot the fracking woot!

Sorry, had to get that vote in under the deadline. Good grief folks. How can we waste three days not posting and then come to this?

My vote was stupid, but it seemed to make sense when I was driving in to work. I am Town.

I also think my case against **Fair Rarity **is made.

The case against me is bizarre. I am too helpful. I must be Scum because **Mahaloth ** who is known to die early in games died. I must be Scum because I tried to talk a Townie out of suicide and then got pissed at others for not doing so. I must be Scum because **Johnny Bravo **has yelled it long enough it must be true.

Bizarro world mafia.

Ah well, off to the well of souls for me.

Awesome s**t

By “this” you mean the assassin we just lynched, right? Read upthread a bit.

Don’t worry, we townies are plenty happy with the result.

There’s no “smug, self-satisfied” smilie on these boards, but I feel like my Day was well spent.

Awesome , nit that I had anything to do with it . Well fluff time

Fluff.