33, swm, average size. Never married, no kids.
White collar in Wisconsin.
I have tried free single sites on the web, but they haven’t worked a bit. I don’t way to pay either.
Hi, my name’s Robin, (Hi, Robin) and I’ve been a nymphomani-
Oh, sorry, wrong forum.
ahem
28 years old, once cat, very close family. Living in Dallas, but moving to California in three weeks.
Hobbies include reading anything that’s not moving too quickly, writing sporadically, working on my webpage when prodded with a sharp stick.
I’m male, 96 years old, and I have about $27,000,000 net worth.
Any takers?
No? Okay. I’m 30, still male, and I got about $346 in the bank. I have 3 girlfriends now, but I’ll give them up for a buxom redhead.
No? Okay. I’ve had no girlfriends since 1997, but I’m really charming when I’m not drunk.
Still no? Okay. I can do my own laundry?
Ah, forget it, what was I thinking?
Megan, 19, Canadian, my ( in need of being updated ) web site.
Have a nice day.
Well, I may not be married but that does not quite mean Im single does it? Im 44, 100% Californian, blond hair & blue eyes, naturally I spend most of my time in the Pacific Ocean surfing with the marine life (Lately otters & seals) or walking around for hours, through the forests here or on the beaches. I have a tremendous & outrageous sense of humor that only comes through in person, as its half visual.
I have a web page, but have pruned it down to make it more acceptable for the community I live 
No ICQ, I have it but its not on…
Heather, 27, mom to my beautiful 6 month old son. The need to breed has been satisfied. I am a technical writer, office manager, and the manager of any other projects the State drops on my desk. I live in Anderson, Texas, between Bryan/College Station and Houston. I moved there from Austin, TX three days after my son was born (for safety reasons).
My website is laughable - I just don’t have time for it.
My interests (not that I have time for them) are: writing, music, day hikes, swimming, poetry, literary criticism, nutrition, and natural healing. I am a good cook and baker. I play cello and violin. I am a self-taught guitarist and pianist.
We share a puppy and three other dogs with my parents and the neighbors: a hound dog, a Sheepdog/Pyrenees mix, a Great Pyrenees, and the puppy is the offspring of the hound dog and the Great Pyrenees. They guard my parents’ cattle and the neighbor’s goats.
The picture was take before I cut my hair and lost another 15 pounds (baby weight, you know).
And the last time I had sex, it was terrible. 
But that doesn’t mean that I’m not willing to try again some day. 
Hello there. As stated before, I’m 28. I think…(checks) yeap, I am definitly male, definitly.
I am into Speculative Fiction, RolePlaying Games, computers, geektoys (I just bought myself an Alpine GPS with LCD monitor for my car, verrra nice toy. ) and I like to cook, though I dislike cooking for myself alone.
I wouldn’t mind meeting an independent, willfull, intelligent lady whom enjoys Roleplaying and/or SF.
Oh, and I live in Sillycon Valley, (SanJose to be exact.)
Which means the chances of finding someone are basically slim, thanks to the fact we male geeks outnumber the ladies about 2 to 1. 
Rubes, 30m, Minneapolis
Likes: Animating, tennis, darts, deep conversations, drinks with friends (particularly attracted to brunettes )
Dislikes: Rude people, ignorant people
I found ICQ sucked up a lot of my time, so I know longer go there. I’m trying to finish up an animation that I’ve been working on for the past few months, so I quit ICQ cold turkey. Hope to see some of you next weekend in Chicago
Another 28 year old male checking in. I’m 6’2" 175 lbs. long Blond/Brown hair, blue eyes, and I have a size 11 1/2 foot 
I enjoy nature’s harmonious composition, moonlight swims in mountain streams, exploring vast catecombs by candlelight, and ritualized lovemaking to the honor of long-forgotten Gods.
I don’t much care for the vain, the greedy, or those small biting insects that swarm around you in the summer.
Oh, yeah, and I think cat people are the sexiest.
Yep, UncleBeer exists among the ranks of the SDMB single people. This is C&P’ed directly from my profile.
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[li]Occupation: Engineer/Hedonist[/li][li]Location: Sylvania, Ohio[/li][li]Interests: Photography, Target Shooting, Drunken Debauchery[/li][li]Marital Status: Single, never been married[/li][li]Date of Birth: 2/25/62[/li][li]Shoe size: 9½[/li][li]Favorite food: Meat[/li][li]Number of teeth: 33[/li][/ul]
And to that I’ll add:
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[li]Height: 5’-12"[/li][li]Weight: 205’ish[/li][li]Offspring: None[/li][li]Pets: Dust mites[/li][/ul]
I’ll let you fill in the rest according to the evil whims of your imaginations.
I am female… haha! And single! And, yes, I wish I had a man to curl up with at night…among other things…I’m in school, I work. I’m busy. I really just need a lover. haha!
Age: 33. Location: So. Cal. Height: 5’8"
Here’s me!
http://www.thecats.com/catsmain/swpics.html
I hate that last one, but my friend told me to leave it in there.
Sometimes you can find me online on AOL. My usual SN is MrsBWayne. I’m not really married, it stands for Mrs. Bruce Wayne (you know, Batman). I have this thing for cute crimefighters.
Ta-ta!
A girl
Bill, 32, New York City, Hat Size: 7 3/8
My name is Jessica…and I’m an alcoholic… Oops…this isn’t AA.
I turn 20 on May 14… WooHoo!!!
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Occupation: Waitress & College girl… Human Resource
Management Major
Interests: photography, running, dancing…
Features: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’6"
I’m not really looking for a man… just dating…and trying to get a lot of posts… I only have twenty something. I’m a new doper…
My name is Jessica…and I’m an alcoholic… Oops…this isn’t AA.
I turn 20 on May 14… WooHoo!!!
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Occupation: Waitress & College girl… Human Resource
Management Major
Interests: photography, running, dancing…
Features: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’6"
I’m not really looking for a man… just dating…and trying to get a lot of posts… I only have twenty something. I’m a new doper…
My name is Jessica…and I’m an alcoholic… Oops…this isn’t AA.
I turn 20 on May 14… WooHoo!!!
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Occupation: Waitress & College girl… Human Resource
Management Major
Interests: photography, running, dancing…
Features: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’6"
I’m not really looking for a man… just dating…and trying to get a lot of posts… I only have twenty something. I’m a new doper…
Happily divorced.
Sometimes I am more single than other times depending on the dating or boyfriend situation. Both have their benefits. It is nice to have the comforts of someone steady in my life (I won’t use the S.O. term - it makes me cringe) but there is no substitute for the thrill of a new lover, the first kiss, the first time making love. . .
38 years old (February 14, 1962). I am 11 days older than UncleBeer.
Lives in the country with three fantastically amusing kiddies - Two boys (18 and 9), daughter (16).
Counselor.
Much nicer in person than I sometimes appear on the SDMB.
Chronic vacationer who must see the entire world before I die. Seen a lot but not nearly enough.
Loves: Outdoor stuff (hiking, mountain biking, etc.), laughing, soaking in hot tub, smell of patchouli, weird movies, gargoyles, dragons, and fairies, the color pink, rain, interior decorating, books, vacations, flowers, lace, and other girlie stuff, driving fast with the top down, live baseball, TV basketball, friends, sex, sex, and more sex, grunge, classical, alternative, and country music, true crime stories, antiques, the gym, Final Fantasy VIII, crying my eyes out in sad movies (it is so cleansing), my family, Chinese food, photographs, being a mom, yellow stickies, Diet Pepsi, money, money, money, standing on high mountain peaks, snow, big dogs, little lizards, the way hay fields smell after rain, Pink Floyd, old photographs of my great-great-great-whomevers, the look of a man’s upper back and shoulders if they have just the right muscle tone, junk snail mail, my jammies, violin music (classical, Celtic, and country fiddle), Alaska, sleeping, George Strait, sweet poems from men, people on the wave level as myself, chai tea lattes, thunder storms, a man who knows how to use his tongue ;), cherry cheese cake, nice smiles and eyes, Friday nights and Saturday mornings, weird dreams, old people, little kids, and babies, e-mail from friends, physical contact.
Hates: Grasshoppers, moths, and crickets, uptight people who take life much too serious, stinky breath, feet, and armpits (soap works wonders), Mondays, BBQ ribs, people who drive like dipshits, being trapped indoors, phones that ring off the hook, little dogs who hump your leg, insincere people who are politically correct at all costs for appearances only (I won’t mention any SDMB names), cleaning the bathroom, whiners, pissers, and moaners, my own procrastinating, paper cuts, people who use, abuse, and hurt others, milk, liars, junk e-mail, people who expect everything handed to them without making an effort to help themselves, the way exercise and diet doesn’t work as good as it used to when I was younger, traffic, assholes who thrive on being miserable, pineapple on pizza, bills, pumping gas, pain (physical and emotional), telemarketers, loud televisions, did I mention cleaning the bathroom?
Cabbage and Nothingmannce you are both so close - why not come to Satan’s Summer Shindig on June 17th?
greygalahadWatashi wa Raleigh, NC ni sundeimasu.
I’m not single, but want to practice Nihongo with me when you have time?
Watashi mo Nihongo o hanashite mo ii desu ka?
I really, really, really need the practice!
A girl