I nearly laughed out loud when I read that. I’m sorry it wasn’t i ntentionaly but if you want to believe that it was…I’ll pretend just for you {oh the power of a great fantasy…}
Actually I love warm massage oil but I wasn’t sure how intense we were getting with this massage or is that part of the fantasy too?
But my mothger always told me not to take candy from strangers…
Well he might be a little strange but here, I’ll introduce you. Dan, Miss Take, Miss Take, Dantheman…now you know each other.
His candy is very sweet today…
:eek: My virgin ears…
Almost out of candy, too.
Of course baby…we understand…don’t we Miss Take…a guy can only pass out so much candy in one morning before he just runs out and has to take a break back to the Jersey shore. It happens to everyone sometimes. Nothing to be ashamed of at all.
Let’s just keep it to your comfort level. {see how that fantasy thing works…}
I will just gently rub some of this onto your shoulders and see where we go from there.
And just for that last comment to Dan I have never been known to run out of my oil.
Hey, stop picking on Dan. I like Dan. If he is out of candy, he can lick the sugar off my fingers any time.
Okay so you know that Beast from Alabama took care of my shoulders but I do have this teensy little leg cramp you could work on…? [bats eyes innocently]
I think I am going to run out for a mojito. Want me to grab enough for everyone? …(keep that oil warm…I’ll be right back)
I do whatever I can get away with… generally… how 'bout you?
let’s see that leg cramp… I got my “magic massage fingers” ™ warmed up…
Heh. No, I’m just here as an observer. You kids have fun.
Sure, leave it to me to show up late to this thread. <sigh> And it’s a thread started by the lovely bittersweet, too!
Here’s the short version: I’m 31, live in the Tampa Bay area of Florida, and I share dantheman’s infamous “craving.” Heh… Check out my Yahoo Personals ad if you’d like.
I’m at work now, so I don’t have time for a proper flirt-fest. So, I’ll just offer a shotgun “How you doin’?” to all the single women here and see what happens. 
Hey Tampa is my ORIGINAL hometown. Cool! I was there about a month ago. Have you checked out Channel side lately?
So anyway…I’m back. I brought a blender, some rum and stuff for mojitos, Dan, I thought you’d like them since you dig that spearmint candy. And I brought my bikini. Anyone care to join my poolside? It’s a sunny day!
Blender will spin in three minutes…
Sigh…once was a time when I could smell a flirt thread a mile away. This one has been here for three days already and I just know found it?
And why oh WHY didn’t my vanity search bring it up?
Oh…someone has to mention you first, eh? Dag.
So, any cheesy lines not taken yet? Oh lets just be honest. I love to give back and shoulder massages and I hear I’m very good with my mouth. Does the direct approach work, ladies?
where is my mojito? extra lime for me, please… how ya set for suntan oil?
Mojitos up poolside. Extra lime for the Beast. I have coconut oil but can you reach that spot on my back down low in the middle…I never can quite reach there.
So how do you like my tattoo? It’s a parrot on a branch I drew it myself and had it tattoo’d a few years ago b/c I couldn’t find a good design I liked.
Do you have any tattoos?
ahem…
Good Gawd, bittersweet, where have you been all my life???
Mojitos up poolside. Extra lime for the Beast. I have coconut oil but can you reach that spot on my back down low in the middle…I never can quite reach there.
So how do you like my tattoo? It’s a parrot on a branch on my right hip. I drew it myself and had it tattoo’d a few years ago b/c I couldn’t find a good design I liked.
Do you have any tattoos?
thaynk ya ma’am… and I will apply your coconut oil ANYTIME. strictly my pleasure.
no tats for me… have thought seriously about it though. Yours is cute. I like women with tattoos… tasteful amounts, though. A woman with full “sleeves” is a bit overdone, no?
Well I suppose that would depend upon your walk of life. It doesn’t suit mine particularly but I subscribe to the “to each his own” philosophy.
Mine covers up when I want to be conservative. I only have one but I’d get another if I found something that I really wanted. Considering I had to draw my own though, it probably won’t happen!
So where exactly IS Verbena Alabama?
I suppose that philosophy is a good one to have… I am debating getting a celtic knot around my right forearm… can’t find the “right” knot though…
Verbena is pretty much dead center of the state… My high school class had 24 in it… so it is veerrrry small.