Single Thirtysomethings: Let's flirt!

It’s a great store. They make it on the premises, and you can watch the process (although we only saw them packing boxes of candy - maybe they made too much).

One coffee, cream and sugar coming up…

Well darlin, if you prefer, we can just turn this into a clothin optional coffe bar and solve all your problems since you seem to have so much distress today.

So that is in Silver Springs MD?

Be carful not to burn anything important with that coffee Dan

Oh heck no. It’s along the beach in New Jersey.

Ahhhh, got it…I was thrown off track from the location on your ID. Joisy huh…never been there. Am I missing much?

Should I come naked or bring clothing?

I’d bring clothes… it’s not a nude beach. There’s one further north, though.

Okay, I’ll remember that. [makes a mental note: do not visit the boarddwalk candy store naked…could cause quite a stir and not the salt water taffy kind]
So, how’s your coffee? Do you live in Jersey?

Nope, I live in my location

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and was just up there for the weekend.

Ah a weekend on the Jersey shore…got it. I live in TX. Not my home state and not my hearts desire of a locale…just where I happened to land for now.
So what happened to our naked friend? Did you scare her away? Were you drooling again? I told you to stop drooling on the naked women…it scares them away.

I think Lobelia knew I’d be prowling and growling hereabouts after that kinda talk… and absconded… “need help loosening my bra indeed!” I am the KING of loosening bras… and a heck of a stocking inspector/installer/remover as well… especially looong ones… say 36" inseam or so…

No, sorry I think I know the king of loosening bras and I an highly pissed at him right now…didja have to bring THAT up?.:mad:
… okay now you are just going to have to rub my shoulders. I am all tense now. [BTW - exactly what IS a verbenabeast?]

A beast that talks a lot?

:wink:

you think it’s an appropiate name?

here is another forum, it is new I am trying to get it filled up with people.

http://sooners.proboards22.com/index.cgi

I don’t know how appropriate the name is - I was making a play on words …

I know silly…I was playing. So no one is going to give me a massage?

Gee, no wonder that naked woman left. You guys are pretty unattentive.

I am a beast from Verbena… a tiny little hamlet in Alabama.

and I do give pretty good backrubs/shoulder massages, so came on over here!

I’m just here to give out candy and be nice.

Okay.

Dan can pass out candy, and for the record, he is very nice. We can chat while the beast from Verbena Alabama gives me a nice backrub.

This is turning into a very nice morning. So Dan what did you do In Joisy besdiies buy Candy?

Beasty? What do you do in 'bama besides give backrubs and take off bra’s?

I may not be a smart man, but I sooooo hope that was intentional.

and by the way Mipiace do you prefer the massage oil warmed up?