If I were any better (thanks to the attention from this thread), I’d be two people.
You perverts can do with that what you will. 
With streaks. And a temper to match. I keep thinking I ought to get some sort of warning sign—you know those things they have at amusement parks? “You must be this-----to-----this------”? Could be interesting to find substitutes.
Indeed, it would be interesting. Kind of like a “You must be this high to ride this girl” kind of sign?
Drop me an email, why don’t ya? daredevilcomic@hotmail.com
Snerk. Well, figuring out the substitute verbs and nouns is part of the fun.
Agreed, it IS part of the fun.
hmmm…what about women who play hockey?
Would most certainly be a woman with attitude. Hmm … that’s definitely a turn-on.
But I’d be afraid of get my ass kicked at the first … umm … disagreement. 
grrr … :mad:
should read “… getting my ass kicked …”
and to think I even previewed! It’s too damn early. Yeah, that’s my excuse!
Well hello! Anyone here for breakfast! I got kicked out by the gerbils yesterday! I think it is a gerbil conspiracy! But I am back this AM with Espresso and Bagels…anyone want to join me?
It’s too late for breakfast… I’m on to spearmint leaves.
Morning, mipiace. Got lox?
Mmmmm… fresh bagels… you sure know the way to a man’s heart.
Sorry, gotta’ bring your own lox…I don’t much care for them myself. BUt I do love bagels. I love espresso myself. I’ll make you a fresh one. Pull up a chair.
'morning Dan…spearmint leaves? Do tell.
It’s a candy. mmmm spearmint leaves. Oh, and salt water taffy, too.
Ooh, here’s a pic of the leaves:
www.jellybeans4u.com/gif.files/ spearmintleaves.jpeg
Couldn’t open it…our servers are all jacked up this morning. But will you share with me? I’ll make you a cup of coffee? I don’t think I have ever had spearmint jelly beans but I like salt water taffy.
<shakes waist length brown hair loose>
Oh do I have a run in my stocking?
<tugs hem of skirt higher on her 36" inseam leg and checks>
Yeah I think it’s way up high. I’ll get you some nail polish to fix it. One of you guys want to make her a cup of coffee?
Here’s the spearmint leaves again - there’s a space in the URL up there: http://www.jellybeans4u.com/gif.files/spearmintleaves.jpeg
And here’s the taffy! www.coco911.com/pics/taffy.jpg
(The taffy is from Shriver’s, “the oldest candy store on the boardwalk.”)
Sure, I’ll make coffee for Lobelia. Cream, no sugar? 
Cream and sugar please, danthemn.
My bra seems a bit tight, could someone help me loosen it … ?
Oh those look delicious! I’ll take two…thanks. Maybe sometime you can show me that candy store on the boardwalk Dan, I’d love to sample some of those sweets.
So Lobelia…how’s that run? I have the nail polish, need help fixing it?