Sloganize your username.

[TruePisces]

**Just Like Truepisces Used To Make. ** – They obviously haven’t tasted my cooking.

Reach Out and Touch Truepisces. – Hey, I’m all for that!

I’m a Secret Truepisces Drinker. – Now this one’s a little odd. Who’s the vampire that’s been drinking me now?

Truepisces Makes Everything Better. – Well, I do my best.

Truepisces Just Feels Right. – In what respect, exactly?

Any Time, Any Place, Truepisces. – This is strangely fitting, with my new sig.

Taste the Truepisces. – Only if it’s okay with Verrain.

**A Tough Truepisces to Follow. ** – I never thought I was THAT tough!

Is Truepisces In You? – I certainly hope not. That would be weird.

And last, but not least…

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Truepisces. – I only wish I had that much influence!

[gallows_fodder]

Little. Yellow. Different. Gallows Fodder. – well, two out of three ain’t bad.

Gallows Fodder Prevents That Sinking Feeling. – this one warms my heart

Kids Will Do Anything For Gallows Fodder. – suggestive and disturbing…I like!
But the best of them all:

Gallows Fodder Born and Bred. – oh, yeah!

[seal_cleaner]

“seal_clubber… when you look down at those sad little puppy eyes, you’ll be glad you brought that nine iron.”

[sniglet999]

It’s a floorwax! It’s a dessert topping! It’s SNIGLET!

[My_Darn_Snake_Legs]

Drinka Pinta Snake Legs A Day.

Ribbed For Her Snake Legs.

Leaves Your Snake Legs Minty not Mediciney.

It’s the Bright One, it’s the Right One, that’s Snake Legs.

Come Fly The Friendly Snake Legs.

And my favorite:

You’ve Got Questions. We’ve Got Snake Legs.

[seal_cleaner]

*Originally posted by Emperor Penguin *
Obey Your Emperor Penguin.

I like it…and yet we are poles apart…

[Skelji]

A Smooth-Running Skelji is a Relaxing Experience. Indeed.

Kills All Known Skelji - Dead. :eek:

Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Skelji. Yeaaaahhhhhhh.

[Tupug_Anachi]

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Tupug Anachi.

Sounds kinda naughty.

[cuauhtemoc]

“Cuauhtemoc Saves Your Soul”

I don’t think my name really lends itself to this kind of thing.

[lieu]

*“Only lieu can prevent forest fires.”

“Every bubble’s passed it’s lieu.”*

What does that make me… a sphincter?

And my personal favorite…

“Unzip a lieu.”

[Gravity]

The Gravity With The Hole.

Ok, that’s a bit strange. Another, then:

Get the Door - It’s Gravity.

I like that! Well, one more for the road:

Gravity Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

Oh, that’s the best one yet!

[WhiteyFoo]

There’s First Love, and There’s Whiteyfoo Love - cue porn theme music
Reach Out and Touch Whiteyfoo - please?
and the related
Feel the Whiteyfoo - oh yeah!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Whiteyfoo - Yes it is!
A Whiteyfoo Works Wonders - Gonna give a bit of a God complex, don’t ya know!
Get The Whiteyfoo Out
Get In My Whiteyfoo - Make up your mind!
There Ain’t No Party Like A Whiteyfoo Party - Cue pron theme music again
A Day Without Whiteyfoo is Like a Day Without Sunshine - A day without sappy slogans is like a day without being hit in the head with a brick.
It’s the Whiteyfoo You Can See - Then why do I get ignored so much?
Choosy Mothers Choose Whiteyfoo - Cuz I’m a good boy.
Leaves Your Whiteyfoo Minty not Mediciney** - Nothing more important than a fresh, minty WhiteyFoo
We Bring Whiteyfoo to Life - It’s alive, alive!!!

[Sunshine]

These are too funny!
Here’s mine:

Unzip a Sunshine.

Wouldn’t you rather be Sunshine?

I was a Sunshine weakling.

The Sunshine that smiles back.

151 countries, One Sunshine.

Can’t do it in real life? Do it on Sunshine.

Sunshine makes everything better.

And my favorite:
A day without Sunshine is like a day without sunshine.

[Kn_ckers]

Sunshine - I love that last one. LOL!

Here are mine (many of these are inexpressibly naughty…) –

-Whatever you’re into, get into Knckers. (oh, my!)
-Fresh from the Captain’s Knckers
-Spreads straight from the Knckers
-It takes a tough man to make a tender Knckers.
-Mild Green Knckers Liquid (What the hell is the original slogan for?!)
-Only Knckers has the answer.
-When it absolutely, positively has to be Knckers overnight.
-Stimulation for body and Knckers (Yeah, baby!)
-Solutions for a small Knckers (I’m reminded of all that "Grow Your Knckers" spam I get…)
-Grab life by the Kn*ckers

• A Kn*ckers’s too wet without one. (That’s rather unsettling…)

And, short but sweet:
Get in my Kn*ckers.

[Kn_ckers]

Just for kicks, I put in “dogfood,” and got the following:

Nothing says lovin’ like dogfood from the oven!
Dogfood, the other white meat
Better ingredients, better dogfood
Gee, your dogfood smells terrific!
Life should taste as good as dogfood!

Almost makes me want to change my username to Dogfood…

[Beadalin]

I am digging the first one:
Little. Yellow. Different. Beadalin.

But I think it can all be summed up with:
Wouldn’t You Rather Be Beadalin?

[Beadalin]

These are cracking me up. I can’t stay away!

Good Honest Beadalin Since 1896.

[Floater]

Some of my favourites (in no particular order):

You Deserve A Floater Today.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Floater.
What Would You Do For A Floater?
Turn Loose The Floater.
Mama’s got the Magic of Floater.
Don’t Leave Home Without Floater.
Got a Floater? You’re in Luck.
I Wish They All Could Be Floater Girls.
You Need A Floater.
Vorsprung Durch Floater.
The Real Smell of Floater.

[Olentzero]

This just works on so many levels…

“There Ain’t No Party Like An Olentzero Party.”

Hard-drinkin’ Bolsheviks, every last man-Jack of 'em.

[Beadalin]

I Like the Smack Fu in You.

I’m dying. These are so funny. Although, Sunshine, your favorite is my favorite in this thread.

Obey Your Beadalin.