“Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Hillbilly Queen!”
How’d they know?
“A Finger of Hillbilly Queen is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.”
That just sounds so…wrong.
“Because Aura can’t drive.” Hey… 
“Nobody does it like Aura.” 
“Whatever you’re into, get into Aura.” …
“The real smell of Aura.”
“Only the crumbliest flakiest Aura” doesn’t make me sound too good, though… nor does “Can you tell Aura from butter?” Hey, c’mon, I know I have a little extra in the stomach and booty area, but…
“An Aura’s too wet without one.” :shocked: Oh my…
“Mild green Aura liquid” just sounds scary.
“Daddy or Aura?”
“Aura - the appetizer!” sounds like a pro wrestling name.
But my favorite: “Wouldn’t you rather be Aura?” 
[sub]Help me, I can’t stop…[/sub]
Got Tars?
I liked the Zebra so much I bought the company
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Zebra?
Zebra is good for you.
When it absoultely, positively has to be Zebra overnight.
and the best one
Get more from Zebra
Snap! Crackle! Carnage!
Every Kiss begins with Carnage.
Gotta Lotta Carnage
I’m Cuckoo For Carnage.
The Lion Goes from Carnage to Carnage.
Feel The Raw Naked Carnage Of The Road.
Puts the Carnage in Britain.
and my fave…
Life’s Pretty Straight Without Carnage.
Quite a few of mine sounded naughty, too…
Sweet as the Moment When the Politzania Went “Pop” :eek: :o
Taste the Politzania. :eek: :eek:
Please Don’t Squeeze The Politzania. (hey - what if I want a squeeze?)
Men Can’t Help Acting On Politzania.
Fall Into The Politzania.
The Coolest Politzania on Ice. 
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Politzania.
Bridge That Gap with Politzania. 
You’ve Got Questions. We’ve Got Drewbert.
Grab life by the Drewbert.
Mild Green Drewbert Liquid.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Drewbert.
It’s Not All Drewbert, Drewbert, Drewbert, you know.
But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Drewbert.
Drewbert. It’s What’s For Dinner.
Unzip a Drewbert.
Drewbert Just Feels Right.
[sub]oooooooh yeaaahhh…[/sub]
Dude, now that is a sig line.
I had always wondered if days were case-sensitive. Now we know.
"Fast Quasimodem and Good For You!"
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Q
That’s Handy, Harry! Stick It in the Gazelle from Hell.
Holy pornographic slogan! Oh my God! I think I’m offended!
These, I like:
Your Flexible Gazelle from Hell.
151 Countries, One Gazelle from Hell.
Gazelle from Hell is our Middle Name.
Leaves Your Gazelle from Hell Minty not Mediciney.
Gazelle From Hell Really Satisfies.
Oh yeah.
DaToad Tested, Mother Approved.
What Would You Do For An Opalcat?
Got an Opalcat? You’re in Luck.
Opalcat - The Freshmaker!
I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Opalcat.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Judith Prietht.
Mama Mia, Thats’a One Spicy Judith Prietht!
This is Not Your Father’s Judith Prietht.
You Like Judith Prietht. Judith Prietht Likes You.
Have You Forgotten How Good Judith Prietht Tastes?–have you? HAVE YOU?
I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Judith Prietht.
“lieu-lickin’ good” Yeah baby!
“Grab life by the lieu.” Let’s not get hasty here.
“I wish I were a lieu wiener.” Speak for yourself.
“Let the lieu take the strain.” The Brits will love that one.
Hit the old submit button again. Fantastic. I think I got a little scared when everything started to sound sexy, particularly “Have You Forgotten How Good JP Tastes?”, and then confused when my username ceased to mean anything.
Is Mephisto In You? I would hope it’s not hard for them to tell, especially since you can Get More From Mephisto.
Think Mephisto and Mephisto is good for you–Okay, I guess.
I thought this one was kinda neat: It needn’t be Hell with Mephisto.
And this: The Mephisto For All Ages.
Not many people I imagine exclaim this: Mephisto, Take Me Away!
The one that made me laugh, though, was **It makes your Mephisto smack! **
So this is what people do when school and work is cancelled on account of snow.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Albert Rose.
Don’t You Just Love Being in Albert Rose? :eek:
Nothing Acts Faster than Albert Rose.
I like that last one.
Gee, Your Tony Barber’s Underwear Smells Terrific.
The Curiously Strong Tony Barber’s Underwear.
Get Tony Barber’s Underwear or Get Out.
Tony Barber’s Underwear Is Good For You.
Have You Forgotten How Good Tony Barber’s Underwear Tastes?
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Tony Barber’s Underwear it is!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tony Barber’s Underwear.
What Can Tony Barber’s Underwear Do For You?
The Joy of Tony Barber’s Underwear.
-Bubba
Where’s Don’t poke the bear, Dad! when we need him???