This is way more fun than it ought to be.
Good Honest C_carol Since 1896
It’s Not TV. It’s C_carol.
Moving at the Speed of C_carol.
It’s the Bright One, it’s the Right One, that’s C_carol.
You Too Can Have A C_carol Like Mine.
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink… Silver Fire.
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink… Silver Fire.
There’s More Than One Way to Eat a Silver Fire.
(You’re damn right there is!)
Stop. Go. Silver Fire. (uhhh, okay)
Wear Silver Fire.
GOD DAMN IT! I wasn’t finished yet! Twice!
:mad:
Anyway…
Mild Green Silver Fire Liquid. (EWWWWWW!!!)
Kids Will Do Anything For Silver Fire. (Want some candy, little boy? :leer: )
this is funny and lots of fun, time to stop.
Cherry Comes to Those Who Wait
I Can’t Believe Its not Cherry
Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Cherry!
Takes a Cherry but it Keeps on Tickin’.
Cherry Keeps Going and Going.
It Needn’t Be Hell With Cherry.
Live in Your Cherry, Play in Ours.
I Want My Cherry.
Uh-oh, Better Get Cherry.
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Cherry.
Ribbed For Her Cherry.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Cherry.
Every Kiss Begins With Cherry.
A Cherry A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Honestly, cherry, how did you avoid this one?
Lightening the Contrary.
Do You, uh, Contrary?
Do You Eat The Contrary Last?
I had to stop after that one.
Built NoClueBoy Tough.
It’s the NoClueBoy You Can See.
Melts In Your NoClueBoy, Not In Your Hand. :dubious:
Double the Pleasure, Double the NoClueBoy.
And All Because The Lady Loves NoClueBoy.
Where Do You Want NoClueBoy To Go Today?
NoClueBoy - The Freshmaker!
You Can Really Taste The NoClueBoy!
This is waaaaaaaaaay too much fun!
who would you have a swampbear with? - orgy anyone?
Have a break. Have a swampbear.
Big chocolate swampbear - well, there are certain gay dopers that I have secret crushes on that I’d like to cover me in chocolate and lick it off 
anytime, anyplace, swampbear - I feel so cheap!:o
the world’s favourite swampbear 
prolongs active swampbear - sounds like an ad for viagra
reach for the swampbear
Life’s pretty straight without swampbear
The best part of waking up is swampbear in your cup - now that’d start anybody’s day off right! 
swampbear really satisfies - said to certain gay dopers
the cream of swampbear - heeheehee I like that
naughty, but swampbear - hmmm…potential sig line
when you’ve got swampbear, flaunt it! - dang right!
aaahh, swampbear! - many a satisfied customer has said that
time to make the swampbear - a hint to certain nameless doper crushes
Beadalin I guess I havent been reloading enough to get to cherry pop.
And another day goes by in which I don’t work on my thesis…sigh.
[ul]
[li]A Different Kind of Company. A Different Kind of Treviathan. [/li][li]We don’t Make Treviathan. We Make Treviathan Better. (Not possible.)[/li][li]Ribbed for her Treviathan.[/li][li]Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Treviathan from the Oven. (My new pick-up line!)[/li][li]Make Room for the Treviathan.[/li][li]A Day Without Treviathan Is a Day Without Sunshine. (Awwwww…)[/li][li]If You Like a Lot of Treviathan on Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. (Where do I sign up?)[/li][li]How Do You Eat Your Treviathan? (Maybe on a biscuit?)[/li][li]All Treviathan, All the Time. [/li][/ul]
This one, however, kind of scares me.
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[li] You’ll Never Put a Better Bit of Treviathan on Your Knife. (Which bit?)[/li][/ul]
Does the hard Consuela Bobuela, so you don’t have to.
Wow!
very good for the ego and/or meglomaniacal tendenecies
Thank Auliya its Friday
Don’t be vague, ask for Auliya
Exceedingly good Auliya
I scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Shirley Ujest!
Absolut Shirley Ujest!
You deserve a Shirley Today!
I am Stuck on Shirley cause Shirley’s stuck on me!
When the going get tough, the tough get Shirley ! (me like!)
More Shirley Please!
I’d walk a mile for a Shirley!
I almost had soda coming out my nose for this one:
Feel the Caveman.
Be Like Dad, Keep Caveman.
and, of course:
You Deserve A Caveman Today.
Gotta lotta Misstee.
Misstee tested, mother approved.
Moms like you choose Misstee.
I bet he drinks Misstee.
For the Misstee you don’t know.
The science of Misstee.
I’d walk a mile for a Misstee.
and my favorite one…
Get busy with the Misstee.
Don’t mind if I do!!!
Wait Till We Get Our Chanticleer On You.
Get In My Chanticleer.
I Want My Chanticleer.
You Can Do It When You Chanticleer It.
Chanticleer Born and Bred.
I tried it with my actual name and got “Because Megan Can’t Drive”. Eerie, because I can’t.
I got
Possibly the best Caesar’s Ghost in the world
Simple impartial Caesar’s Ghost
Did somebody say Caesar’s Ghost?
Beagle: It Looks Good on You
Great Beagle. Great Times.