I got:
Sejal Saves your Soul
There ain’t no party like a Sejal party (Might have been true in my younger days)
Have Sejal Your Way (Now waitaminnit!)
Reach Out And Touch Sejal (I’m sensing a trend here - Not that I object mind you)
Don’t you just love being in Sejal? (Ok, now this has gone too far)
Great Sejal. Great Times. (At last… Too true…)
Don’t get mad, get Anubis
The incredible, edible Anubis
Making Anubis taste better
I saw Anubis and thought of you
Nothing acts faster than Anubis
Watch out, there’s an Anubis about
Anubis. It’s what’s for dinner
Two hours of Anubis in just two calories
There’s only one Anubis
Got Anubis?
The lighter way to enjoy Anubis
You’re in good hands with Anubis
I think, therefore Anubis
It’s not TV. It’s Anubis
Anubis just feels right
I’m cuckoo for Anubis
Is Anubis in you?
Anubis saves your soul
An Anubis is forever
Did somebody say Anubis?
I have no life.
AskNott what your country can do for you. Ask what AskNott can do for your…
Heh…why did I not click this thread before…
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Katisha (meep)
Let the Katisha begin
When You’ve Got Katisha, Flaunt It
We’ll Leave the Katisha On For You
Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It On Katisha ( :eek: )
Every Katisha Helps
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Katisha ( 
)
Life Should Taste As Good As Lorna.
Only Lorna Has The Answer.
YEEEEAHHHH!
It’s Shake ‘n’ Mermaid, and I Helped
Don’t You Just Love Being In Mermaid?
It’s A Bit Of A Mermaid.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Mermaid.
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Mermaid
Mermaid-Lickin’ Good
Does the Hard Mermaid, So You Don’t Have To.
Leaves Your Mermaid Minty not Mediciney
Go Crack a Mermaid.
Uh-oh, Better Get Mermaid.
Keep That Mermaid Complexion.
Making Mermaid Taste Better.
Great Mermaid. Great Times.
Reach for the Mermaid.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Mermaid?
Ding-Dong! Mermaid Calling!
Okay, I’m bored and this thread is cracking me up:
Put A Cecil Adams In Your Tank.
For The Cecil Adams You Don’t Yet Know.
Mama’s got the Magic of Cecil Adams.
Life’s Pretty Straight Without Cecil Adams.
which lead to…
Straightdope Is Job 1.
Get Straightdope or Get Out.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Straightdope.
You Press the Straightdope, We Do the Rest.
What Can Straightdope Do For You?
Does the Hard Straightdope for You.
It’s Just For Me And My Straightdope.
Straightdope. It’s Everywhere You Wanna Be.
Designed for Straightdope, Engineered to Last.
We Do Straightdope Right.
It’s That Straightdope Feeling.
Doing It Right Before Your Straightdope.
Things Happen After a Straightdope.
Good to the Last Straightdope.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Straightdope.
Reach Out and Touch Straightdope.
Probably The Best Straightdope In The World.
Damn straight.
I really like: The Kambuckta is Mightier than the Sword.
But…GET THE KAMBUCKTA OUT just sounds almost obscene without tripping over the line of decency. I’m always looking for new swear-words!!
I just had to go back and try out some more. However, after this one:
Nothing Sucks Like a Kambuckta…
I think my time there is done.
Reccomended by Dr. BuckleberryFerry I’ve earned an MD!
Little. Yellow. Different. Buckleberryferry. Wayne’s World, anyone?
You’re in Good Hands with Buckleberryferry. I could start my own business there.
The Buckleberryferry of your Life. Too true…
Buckleberryferry, Take Me Away. I would very much like to hear Elijah Wood say this…
**It’s the Buckleberryferry You Can See. ** You see, I’ve taken off the Ring.
151 Countries, One Ice Wolf
Nice. Might remember that for a T-shirt someday. Actually untrue, mind ….
Pride of the Ice Wolf for over a Hundred Years
*Another nice one. Means squat all, but cool. *
Don’t Live a Little, Live An Ice Wolf.
Please Don’t Squeeze The Ice Wolf
Awwww … but, that spoils all th’ fun, guys!
Snap! Crackle! Ice Wolf!
Yup. Another T-shirt slogan in th’ making …
Most of the rest are waaayyy too NC-17/R-18 for me to be around without blushing, I’m afraid. Cool site. 
Have You Forgotten How Good Ninevah Tastes?
Puts the Ninevah in Britain.
Your Flexible Ninevah.
How Do You Eat Your Ninevah?
Unzip a Ninevah.
Try Ninevah, You’ll Like It.
It’s That Ninevah Feeling
Two Hours of Ninevah in Just Two Calories.
Gotta Lotta Ninevah.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ninevah
Nothing Acts Faster Than Ninevah.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Ninevah.
This Is The Age Of The Ninevah
And my personal favourite is a tie between:
Only Ninevah Has The Answer.
and
It’s a Ninevah Adventure
Wear Silentspeak.
-You know it’s the right thing
All The Silentspeak That’s Fit To Print.
Just What The Silentspeak Ordered.
Yep, that’s fun. Works in paragraph form too:
Daddy or Fatwater Fewl? The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Fatwater Fewl. (I Wish They All Could Be Fatwater Fewl Girls.) If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Fatwater Fewl. It’s a New Fatwater Fewl Every Day.
Because Fatwater Fewl is Complicated Enough. Just Do Fatwater Fewl. (The Too Good to Hurry Fatwater Fewl.)
All austen - all the time.
Awwwwwwww…YEAH.
Thank you - good night. Tip you bartenders.
“I like the CHicken in you”
hey thanks!
The Man from Otto, he says “Yes”