http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
This thread is to discuss the horrors of the above link. Be forewarned. We mentioned this show in the worst television show of all time (http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000969.html). Anyway, looking at that link tells me the end is already upon us. 
HUGS!
SC
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones
Damn! I thought this was going to be about SqrlCub having a baby. 
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
(rolls eyes)
…and they call you doctor???
How would Sqrlcub deliver?
Out his ass?
I cant formulate a comment on the sight…I have been struck blind!
<font face=Symbol>kellibelli</font>
Silly Doctor babies are for girls.
Kelli, it was more horrid than I led you to believe wasn’t it? hehehehe Looking for more people brave enough to take the http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html challenge.
HUGS!
SC
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones
Fan fics?
A “superb charcoal-style sketch of Tiffany Brissette” by “a proven talented Tiffany Brissette fan”?
A full page discussion about "the attraction of V.I.C.I.'s “package”?
That page has clung to me like a wool sweater soaked in cod liver oil. Ugh.
“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening
Oh dear me. That may rank as the most evil site on the web. What frightens me more. The episode by episode synopsis? Calling it the forerunner to Married with Children, various Star Treks, etc? Finding out a spinoff was considered? A vague comparison to the Simpsons? The unabashed glee with which the website creator remembers the show? A chat room?
No, none of those come close to the fact that I actually spent enough time at the site to find all of those things.
Gotta go find a sharp stick to poke my eyes out with.
You know when you’ve got it made? When you get your name in the crossword puzzles
AHHH, my eyes! I do believe my retinas are scarred forever. Cub, you have WAY too much time on your hands. I can’t imagine what you were searching for when you found that link. 
trisha
Kelli…Sqrl is quite capable of being a parent in the same way as any man, more or less…only in his case he would probably use artificial insemination or adoption.
There have been several fairly in-depth articles on gay parenting recently.
Oh. My. God. I had not dreamed such things existed. My first exploratory click got me this:
“Perhaps the most downplayed but subtly volatile situation posed on Small Wonder was parking Vicki in her junior jock pubescent “brother” Jamie’s bedroom. Of all themes driving salacious “X-rated” Small Wonder fanfic on the web, this was it…”
I can say no more. I have been struck dunb with horror.
“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei
Yes, I know SC’s a male. He’s also gay, prefers bears, and loves Texas cuisine. It was irony, folks.
And BTW Kelli, while a baby can be delivered from the same orifice in which the seed was planted, Caesarian is also an option.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
I wonder if the FAQ has at least one answer saying they’re all idiots?
But I refuse to delve further than this… Just seeing someone made a page about this insipid show makes me cry for all humanity…
Yer pal,
Satan
Obviously I have no life. Did you know that you can download videos of that site in *.rar format. They are making it even more accessible. It is truly horrifying. It is one of those things that you despise so much but you just have to watch. I am frightening myself. Perhaps it is a guilt ridden mania that makes me view this page http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html. I think it may be a truly evil form of masochism. The world may never know.
“Small Wonder”
Written by Howard Leeds & Ron Alexander
Sung by Diane Leslie
She’s a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She’s a small wonder, a girl unlike other girls.
She’s a miracle, and I grant you
She’ll enchant you with her sight
She’s a small wonder, and she’ll make your heart beat twice.*
She’s fantastic, made of plastic,
Microchips here and there.
She’s a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.
*Later changed to “make your heart take flight.” (after “Smoker’s Delight” for seasons three and four)
Finding out there was a spinoff series tells me that something in the world is terribly, terribly wrong.
HUGS!
SC
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones
Oh the humanity!
Just add water, it makes it’s own sauce!
Ohhhh, I feel wrong for just going to that site. I think maybe I should lie down. Have any of you ever watched something on TV and actually felt embarrassed? That’s how that show made me feel. I was embarrassed that somebody actually thought it was a good enough show to put it on the air, and embarrassed for the “actors” and “writers”… To be fair, I think I only saw about 3 minutes of any episode I ran across, but I think that’s enough to judge how horrible that show is. Yuck yuck yuck!
Sqrl, jazzmine has a point here. Just what the heck were you searching for that you found this. I refuse to believe you were searching for something like this on purpose.
Inquiring, but not nececessarily sound, minds want to know.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Ok, I was kind of avoiding answering this question. It was asked what I was searching for when I found this site (http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html). Well, I was surfing through evil television links (i.e. television from the 80’s) and I figured I could do a search on the worst television show of all time (in my opinion at least). Well low and behold, they actually had one website strictly devoted to this show (I was a little surprised that the other links in the search just pointed to this page or some electronic equipment). I am ashamed to admit that I actually searched out this site and with some masochistic glee (it was masochistic in the worst sense) I perused the entire page. Everyone knows I was pretty down yesterday, but reading the responses here on this line has really cheered me up. It is almost like I played a really evil practical joke and people continually fall into it. The unfortunate part is that I forewarned everyone in my initial posting. It seems people like to see something utterly warped. (Kind of like the cow and chicken cartoon on the cartoon network where in the initial scenes you see the cow with bows tied around each udder nipple. <Is that proper scientifically speaking?>)
I hope that everyone enjoys that link. It is truly scary. How appropriate for this month.
HUGS!
SC
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones
Sqrl: I am beginning to worry about you a bit, you seem to be a little obsessed about this show :).
Anyway, I cant believe I actually liked the show as a kid. I have foggy memories of watching it and I barely remember the show at all (it’s a good thing). God that show is so cheesy. I pray they dont try to rerun this show!
Sqrl: I am beginning to worry about you a bit, you seem to be a little obsessed about this show :).
Anyway, I cant believe I actually liked the show as a kid. I have foggy memories of watching it and I barely remember the show at all (it’s a good thing). God that show is so cheesy. I pray they dont try to rerun this show!
Time was I stood where thou dost now
And view’d the dead as thou dost me
Ere long you’ll lie as low as I
And others stand and gaze at thee
Anymore takers out there? It is not a porn site by anymeans. As you can see here though, it is evil. I have laughed so hard reading this thread.
Thanks everyone who has replied so far.
Sqrl
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones
SqrlCub, you are EVIL for posting the lyrics to the theme song! What song is cycling through my head now? Over and over again? Care to take a guess?
I can’t believe that there are ANY fans for that show. Even when I was a kid, I thought it was the most stupid and annoying thing on TV, even worse than Out of This World. I can’t believe the big deal they made about the actress–who sucked–sayign that she was the “victim of typecasting.” Ehhh?? Oh, right, right.
Evil, evil, EVIL!