Obviously I have no life. Did you know that you can download videos of that site in *.rar format. They are making it even more accessible. It is truly horrifying. It is one of those things that you despise so much but you just have to watch. I am frightening myself. Perhaps it is a guilt ridden mania that makes me view this page http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html. I think it may be a truly evil form of masochism. The world may never know.
Written by Howard Leeds & Ron Alexander
Sung by Diane Leslie
She’s a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She’s a small wonder, a girl unlike other girls.
She’s a miracle, and I grant you
She’ll enchant you with her sight
She’s a small wonder, and she’ll make your heart beat twice.*
She’s fantastic, made of plastic,
Microchips here and there.
She’s a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.
*Later changed to “make your heart take flight.” (after “Smoker’s Delight” for seasons three and four)
Finding out there was a spinoff series tells me that something in the world is terribly, terribly wrong.
“People’s Poet don’t die, we’ll kill ourselves if you do, but first we’ll take off all our clothes.” The Young Ones